GeniusAdmin
@GeniusAdmin
I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
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28-05-2016 05:57:03
5,4K Tweets
1,2K Followers
640 Following
⫷ Linda Lominger ⫸
@LindaLominger
She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama
@DepotGenius
My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
FRS
@FRSwoes
Not an official Apple account.
IDGAFGenius
@IDGAFGenius
Been everything from a Specialist/Admin/Texpert now a Genius. All thoughts are my own. Just trying to actually stay sane through this BS
Drunk At The Genius Bar
@DrunkAtTheGBar
Ex Retail guy. Gen X’er embracing a new world. Tech biz smack talk + earnest chat about music, pop culture, & world events. More $$ for service workers!
Technical Expert Shizzle
@ExpertShizzle
Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
The Many-Based God
@sans__accent
I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
Astro-Grouch 🇻🇪🇺🇸🚀
@oscarf00
Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
Scoundrel Creative
@ScoundrelCrtv
Password resetting, scruffy looking, nerf herder
promoted to associate lol
@iqueuewho
just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
Edward James
@FRBastardSon
Swapped my last device in 2018. Still deal with stupid questions only I get paid more to laugh at them now.
Retail Zombie
@retailworker111
Genius Bar Babysitter
@speshuIist
Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Aligned & Apathetic
@DropInNPS
fruity or whatever
Uncreative Pro
@UncreativePro
Quick Tip: Go away.
rev. jimmy’s mom
@chloemmr
weird pants, skunk hair
Destructicus con Carne
@ennmork
Ex Fruit stand texpert
Annoyed Genius
@annoyed_genius
Trapped between personal feedback, clapping and systems which don't work. Expected to do magic, by people who don't know how to follow onscreen instructions.
Garot
@MeSoHornsby
Sports. Music. 🇵🇷. Insta: MeSoHornsby.
Sara Scouller
@SaraScoull7056
Holli Ellenburg
@EllenburgH43639
Christa Tator
@ChristaTat60407
Hildred Zinzow
@HildredZ44833
Beatrice Mirarchi
@MirarBeatri
Becky Nestle
@becky_nest67715
Acknowledge, Align, Ass-Sure
@AckAlignAss
Tryin not slap the obnoxious & entitled Fruit Fans. Sharing fictionalized truths of the best work of my life🤦🏻♂️ Opinions are my own, with many sympathizers.
Holly 😻
@HollyKelsey471
Fun-lоving lady reаdу fоr cаsuаl аdult advеntures
Chris
@Chriss_W
x
@techguyai
Apple. AI & Tech.
🌮
@TakoMachine
Lydia Scnip
@shortierock79
Anonlibmom
@anonsully9
Nope
I Bleed in Six Colors ® Online Store
@ibleedinsix
Apple-inspired apparel and posters. Apple's Legacy Lives Here
923thatisme
@923thatisme
Rotting away. all opinions and tweets are my own yada yada yada
znarf
@phraaanz
J
@skeletondanse
Ann-onymous
@annonymous09136
Here for the fruit stand 🫖
Eddie
@TheonlyOGSB
David Burke
@davidaburke
Living my calling as a husband & dad. Working at Apple. Empowering people through technology. All opinions are my own, not my employer’s. Also- PARODY!
Rick Abraham
@RickAbraham
“Never satisfied, always content.”
Fruit Stand Fail
@FruitStandFail
Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
My EAP is Better
@MyEAPisBetter
just another disgusted fruit stand employee! think different from managers. Opinions are my own.
TheReZonedGenie🧞♂️
@forevertexpert
FrUiT StAnD Genie, all thoughts are my own, previously a twice denied TE to Genie. Please hold while I…..figure things out
Ulises Reyes
@Nomad914316
Cristiano, Geek, Gamer, Imbécil y Adicto al café profesional ☕️
SugarTits Pro Max
@homo4yourthots
NY ➡️ PA 🏳️🌈 🥺 😽 🧶 Local gay ass communist here to make you big mad
CY
@chloelu12
Lena
@_lenagrm
今天你开心吗
@lerayzq
Fruit Stand. In a mysterious eastern country.
Monk4202004
@monk4202004
Talking to....Whoever. Chop,Chop,Chop.Judo Flip ♎ Film nut. Living in the BK. Howard Stern fan.
Robert Dobbs
@iamrobertdobbs
I sing in @sviband and I like time machines. 🌑🌕 ‘𝟱𝗗’ 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄!👇🏻
Tiikay
@tiikay
lurklurklurklurk.
Niki Main
@Niki_Main
DavePeak
@DavePeak37
Proud Montrealer, HFHabs insider, poutine addict (the meal), Microsoft Paint enthusiast, gamer, politics/severe weather/F1/Habs fan, crazy cat guy (FR/EN)
Kate
@KateCupcakes
Part time artist, Full time dreamer. 🌸Let’s make the world a better place! I also make TikTok videos 🌈🦄🦋 Black Lives Matter
María SL
@meserloz
We're all stories in the end; just make it a good one ✨ Not all who wonder or wander are lost | ES/EN/FR | From the Paraíso Natural to the Plat Pays
🌊 Jumpsuits For Trumpsuits 🇺🇸🇺🇦 🌊
@JumptyTrumpty
Democrat 🌊 Atheist. Michigander. Find me on #Mastodon: https://t.co/B7wOkT28Nb and Tribel: https://t.co/RGy7rDVpCn… Married to @REBRD1 - No DMs.
Amyann♔D
@aado__
it’s an ignorant world and I’m here to tell you about it.
Karen Appleseed
@karenappIeseed
🥸 corey tanner
@coreytanner13
NightBirdFlying, Agent of G.I.R.L
@NBFlying
Writer at https://t.co/X3xyZtSbUZ He/Him
🌹
@trash_babbyy
David Lonsdale
@David_Lonsdale
Full-stack Software Engineer. Technology Enthusiast. Bedroom Guitarist.
Sara
@srzz_
ire
@ireneviu
i per beure: mandonguilles
Saddam Alsalamat
@SAlsalamat