An ad can say whatever the client wants as long they love the idea of it not performing as well as they’d like.

Terrifyingly bad journalism by Sky News about the #economy. “Flatlined” means dead. The reality is our economy simply didn’t grow. #consumerconfidence is key in economic growth. And this sort of garbage reporting HITS confidence. And become a terrifying self fulfilling

Wow. What a powerful statement about #Britain this is….

Do you know this person? She’s wanted. And she’s a moron.

Know these racists?

I am so pleased to hear that Suella Braverman can now focus on the next steps in her career. As opposed to whipping up problems and hate on our streets. We need a firm hand. For sure. But not an idiot.

Remember this racist who was abusing people at London Waterloo. Someone has DM'D that goes to the same gym as him. It won't be long before he gets identified.

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Going to fund someone’s dream today! What’s your dream?

How to simply and eloquently tell a product story of durability and sustainability. LOVE this from Carhartt

Over the last year I’ve made more mistakes than I have got things right. That’s about right for anyone trying to do something. I try not to feel the bumps and bruises and to push forward and onwards where I can. Some mistakes are brilliant. They help you focus. Rethink. Unthink.

Episode One of my Newsletter Gellan Watt is out now. open.substack.com/pub/thegreatwo…

if the CEO of Microsoft still pulls all-nighters, so can you 🫡

Wow. Really?! Ffs. We know.

#agency or #tech #startup? I have one #NED spot available. I’m in discussions. DM me to discuss opportunities.

Do not believe hype folks. 5/10. And that’s only because I’m doing Ridley Scott a favour. 💩 #film

Seriously, how can #boxing be endangered as an #olympic sport? What level of moron, ego or bum head do you have to be to fuck that up? uksport.com Team GB

Is anyone else having MAJOR problems on Three UK - it’s driving me mad. For days. Get it sorted or I’m off to another network tomorrow morning. Your online support isn’t even working. Jokers.

@ThreUKSupport I just 3G for four seconds. Congratulations on running a network that could qualify as such. In 2008. Wtf. A total joke. Not even and support still. Madness. Some people utterly rely on their phones. You’re breaking people. Clowns. Three UK Ofcom