More people are currently living than have ever died.

RT Lettie Ferreira: Gareth Cliff Someone is pretending to be you! See Gareth Cliff <- Lol...yeah. Isn't he good-looking though?

Kissed and made up with Julius Malema last night. Literally. Guessing neither of us will be enjoying our chairs much today

Sadly my ring cushion did not go unnoticed in the studio this morning. Nor has my Pete Sampras gait. Wonder how Julius is coping.

Not sure if its a Bantu education thing, but Julius really doesn't get Twitter. New word though: BastardBerry

Fantastic. Shows all the naysayers that Cliff - That's All is a force for good. Julius struggling to understand BWTH

RT Guardian sport: Chiliboy Ralepelle and Bjorn Basson fail doping tests<-Lets see what Squeaky says about this

Julius is fascinated by the rainbow butterfly tattoo on my left cheek. He really can't get enough of it!

He's doing the bastard agent thing again: impatient crowd awaits unveiling of Julius Malema statue http://yfrog.com/2h24rwj

RT Darren: South Africa esp Cape Town is probably the most beautiful country in the world getting destroyed by crime -just terrible

After the show, going with Julius to choose him some nipple rings. I'm leaning towards gold barbells. He wants dangling chains?

Yoh! How butch is Julius? He screamed like Prince having a wax but still... http://yfrog.com/1fycdcj http://yfrog.com/7bfalvij

So happy for Prince William on his engagement. Hope he wears a wig on his wedding night though. He'll not turn on any woman with that hair.

At Julius' place. Push for nationalisation of mines seems to be linked to ANCYL's exclusion from NHI, Eskom tenders

So the ANCYL has mining cornered, and the ANC has health, power and everything else cornered, what is there for us? Oh, I see...

RT Cliff - That's All: Taxi drivers fighting with metro police on Andries street pta<-Where can we get tickets to watch?

RT Mandy Wiener: tea break-Agliotti. Asks photographers if he should go sit in Judge's chair for pics<-Back to dealing drugs from next week?

Julius is VERY pissed. Apparently some ANC guy is suggesting independent research into mine nationalization. INDEPENDENT? WTF?

RT Iain Macintosh: Tiger Woods is on Twitter. Like he hasn't done enough 'social networking' already...

RT Nick VDL: men and dogs love chasing, and cars and girls love being chased