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Bold statement: of the top 100 rock songs ever. Jimmy Eat World have 5 minimum.

All. Night.

Doing a featured spot in Quincy MA at Kilroy’s on Tuesday night eventbrite.com/e/kilroys-kill…

Mick is free to say stupid shit on social media. Dave Portnoy is free to not give opportunistic nobody’s a platform. Both can be true.

Is hanging curtains the female equivalent to hanging dong?

No one in studio picking up Greg Poehler “Hot in here” reference to Justin’s Nelly concert was just sad.

Being at the DMV with a toothache is a new level of he’ll.

Allow me to assure Kevin From Bristol that I am very much alive

Bouncer at Djais just asked “is Kirk actually a piece of shit or what?” I defended Coach.

Can’t we just bring back Quantum Week? Matt Carano and Chris Klemmer were podcast gold. It wasn’t just their show, it was OUR show. Out Saturday and Sunday morning routine. The world needs Quantum Week.

Just realized that Josh McDaniel is the Dave Cullinane of the Patriots.

Prayers up for Charlie Kirk, a Christian, a father, and a fundamentally good man.

Charlie Kirk’s greatest accomplishment may have been getting people to forget 9/11 on 9/11

Seattle. Winning games with former Jets 1st rounders at QB since 2023.

Just went to order Papa Gino’s and realized I was in Texas.

People who say Texas has a “dry heat” are dirty fucking liers

The guy in the navy federal credit union commercial looks like the guy that played Hernandez in that gay porn series.

People that refer to Scorsese as “Marty” are almost exclusively douches.

How is the First Lady of Minifans laur not a part of Bitches Week?