The Dark Forest coming to Netflix May 3rd lets fucking goooooo

WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS is born today! And the New York Times has opinions. buff.ly/4g06hFM

David Lynch has sadly passed away at the age of 78.

*rings bell* COME ‘N GET IT

Me leaving McDonalds after they tell me the buy 1 add 1 deal doesn’t apply to the sausage egg and cheese McMuffin meal because it has egg on it.

What is it with streamers and not knowing how to properly decorate. It’s always blank walls with marvel posters. If I had this much money my house would look amazing.

Nobody else hypes me up like the crackhead outside the gas station does.

juju 💰 Hahahaha

卧槽现在看这张绘画思路和现在也完全不一样了，，，

We’re under a tornado warning so my beautiful, fragile wife is hiding in the bathtub while I am prepared to be violently hurled into the sky much like a pagan sacrifice.

Yes there will be a video, but there are also 60,000 pages. Here’s the summary so far

You can go for a run anytime if you’re brave enough

Back shots are truly generational

She wax on my gibbous till I lunar maximum all over her celestial orbs. 🌕🌕

“Hey Hunter, we good to record in an hour?”