A good friend will let you use his Chapstick, direct contact to the lips. No dabbing it on your finger nonsense.

60 degrees in DC today. Here come the boobs.

@kray_nathan 90s Years errrr. Merrrrr. Gerdddd....

Classic @PolzyPolz singing/dancing selfie snapchat to start my Saturday. @kray_nathan

“Costanza Quotes: "I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham"” @dsnyder34 Woot 

Jerry’s GF always smokes an e-cig in bed. GF:”But it's vapor.” J:”You say that like vapor’s something I want. I don’t want vapor! No vapor!"

@kray_nathan it's gonna be more like 🍺🍺🍺.. 🍻😝🚇🌃..🍻👩-😍-👊-😭.. 🍻-👮🚔-🏃-😵........ 🌅🍺

Ying! @kray_nathan

Let's go Birds!! #BirdGang

Let's go birds!!

Muh fuggin birdgang!!!

Go Birds Go! #BirdGang #FlyEaglesFly

I would cut off my left nut if it ment shady stayed healthy all year..

GWPT showing our support for Marymount! Bet we can drink more! #CostaRica #skyetaughtustoo #CCIVc2016 #atownballston

Tryin to get that "stupid pump" after watching Pumping Iron. @kray_nathan watch it.

The only stat that matters today: WINS. #FlyEaglesFly amp.twimg.com/v/d391cc8b-7a6…

Gettin it at #ClarendonGrill