The year is 2020. Amidst a global pandemic, Guns N' Roses' Axl Rose says the Secretary of the Treasury and producer of Wonder Woman is "officially an asshole." In response, the Executive Producer of the Lego Movie asks what Rose has done for his country with the flag of Liberia.

i’m over Disney+

ANTIVIRAL WIPE - which will be 50% *longer* than first advertised - is on BBC2, May 14th at 9pm. Please excuse cardboard desk.

What a chart. Shame Russia wasn't polled. thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/w…

Bismarck never stuttered

Break: Danny Kruger, former political secretary to Boris Johnson and now Conservative MP for Devizes, tells colleagues to stop demanding resignation of Dominic Cummings on the grounds that such calls are tantamount to a vote of no confidence in PM Danny Kruger

What the hell did I just read fieldsportschannel.tv/sir-humphry-mi…

ANTIFA and proud

I beg you stop letting her write these blogs

Someone needs to pull the fire alarm NOW. Where are the stories about Trump gaining on Biden? Below’s a poll from Fri in Michigan. Last week Trump pulled within 4 pts of Biden. Now in one poll Trump is AHEAD of Biden in MI 47-45. Yet so many Dems convinced Trump’ll lose. DANGER!

It is just so weird that Fox News guests keep trying to represent it as a bad thing that repressed peoples in Eastern Europe rebelled against corrupt Russian-installed autocrats

an equaliser

So... you mean to tell us you could‘ve done this the whole time?

This is magical, showing a wilful failure to even basically understand economics, socialism, society, welfare are. Robert Peston is just a performance art project too complex for me to understand at this point.

so proud

On this tense, fateful election night, I bring you the definive map of the legality of owning a kangaroo in the United States of America. Via News Ops

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Matt Hancock forgot the golden rule of pretending to cry on national television, which is to produce at least one discernible tear