ese amigo que contesta a cualquier hora y no sabes a que hora duerme

realizing there’s kids using my birth year to lie about their age

Dick uses light mode on his phone.

He’s psychotic.

I have fans in the UK. . .that’s kinda insane.

┃accurate representation of my two personalities.

Because Death Note sucks. JJK is the superior anime.

Boring. Basic. And predictable.

You just have really basic taste, dude. If you want my recommendation, try Gachiakuta. Thats my current favorite.

I like jason in this page (rhato n52 issue 36)

fucking chauffers

If someone’s got a problem with me, tell them bastards to suck it. Because why would I pretend to care?

I love them as much as I hate them…

All my friends are dead. . .or asleep.

Oh shit, it’s the Quaker Oats guy.

Last time I visited New York I got attacked by some old bald idiot dressed in a green onesie with wings calling himself the Vulture. 😑

There’s a specific kind of disorientation that comes with waking up in a safehouse you only half-remember checking into. The red helmet is on the nightstand, the floor is covered in spent casings, and my alarm clock is currently in pieces across the room. Success.