Whoever is smoking weed right outside canal st market I'll give you cupcakes if you share

Literally my least favorite Tony's of all time #getoffthestagebette

OKAY JUST FINISHED OITNB WHO ELSE HAS LETS DISCUSS 😵😵😵

After living here for 2 yrs & interacting with a diverse variety of people, I can safely say that middle aged white women are the rudest

Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.

Come From Away was 10/10 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

I will create my own happiness garden full of drums and loud screams.

Okay people here stand grossly close to each other... if you get hit with my backpack it's only like 25% my fault

Haven't even met up with my parents yet and they're already managing to piss me off #happyfamilyvacation

I think I'm the first person ever to lose weight while on vacation 👌🏻

Is Bette Midler in the new souvenir program for “Hello, Dolly!” or is it just pictures of David Hyde Pierce in front of a curtain

UGHHHHHHH.... packing 😔

If you stand close enough to me that I can feel you touching my bag, we're going to have a problem

RIP Barbara Cook. Thank you for giving the world its first taste of Cunegonde and Marian

One thing you gotta learn about me; I don't give up easy

Literally though fuck you

"Do you have a disease?" "Marijuana seeds?"

Just because you're buying a $200 doesn't make the person who's ringing you up any less of a person you should treat respectfully