Me: “I agree with Félix Sicard and Jake Rudolph we are rushing Beckett!” Also me: “But look at himmmmmmmmmm” It’s like a puppy you are bringing home that you know is gonna piss everywhere. Prove us all wrong and right at the same time kid! Let’s Go Ducks!

The face I make in class when a student asks when we will learn about 9/11 and Pearl Harbor but doesn’t know which direction East is on a map…

You have to pull Wentz this is asset mismanagement…

My nickname from my college buds is “Sauce” To see SAUCE GARDNER land on my team, the Indianapolis Colts. Damn, that feels poetic! Shut em down #1!

How on god’s green earth is Leo Carlsson getting a game misconduct for existing near a shorter human? That call is wet trash NHL #OrangeCountry #FlyTogether

Just checking in on my takes these last summer being covered by an awesome podcast 👉🏻😎👈🏻

Ryan Clark covering the Cowboys and Raiders looking like he’s in the Matrix was not on my bingo card…

Been a while since I posted but I do want people to know, I’m alive, I’m well, I’m teaching, I’m doing comedy and if you want jokes grab mine for free! If you wanna support me directly the Venmo is Andrew Boydston or give me your $.02 in the DMs Cheers Andrewboydston.bandcamp.com

The Florida Panthers handing off the Cup on the Winter Classic is the injured man relay…

The is a good time to remind people who don’t know that I have two comedy CDs They are 2 hours of my sadness for your happiness Andrewboydston.bandcamp.com And if you decide to donate after liking them don’t do it on site please send it to Andrew Boydston on Venmo! Cheers!

This game is great but sheesh can the x - Anaheim Ducks get a power play… It’s crazy to see some soft calls but not get one in return Keep that ferocity and get things going

Don’t worry if you weren’t dancing to Bad Bunny I’m sure your ex wife was…

Jack Hughes has a chance to do the most gangster shit and replace his tooth with a gold one… Extra points if he goes Game of Thrones with it and smelts his medal into his new tooth…

Jack Hughes has a chance to do the most gangster shit and replace his tooth with a gold one… Extra points if he goes Game of Thrones with it and smelts his medal into his new tooth…

Regardless of how this deadline goes for Anaheim, It is refreshing to hear players requesting to them as a destination! It’s been years!

There were a series of jokes by Patton Oswalt made about: The last president, jumping over the constitution in the general lee and bringing on the apocalypse I just hate he was right more than once about it

When you go into your old place of employment wearing enemy colors. Love the Bakersfield Condors but love my x - Anaheim Ducks more! Even if the farm isn’t on ice you rep your team!

My white guilt runs so deep I went to a Thai restaurant and said “I’ll take the spicy drunk noodles” and ended up with being punished for all the spice my ancestors stole

Make Some Noise home edition with my GF and she said I had to post this one while mentioning Sam Reich Erika Ishii If you are a fan of comedy but aren’t aware of Dropout do yourself a favor and dive into a treasure trove of hilarity by subscribing!

Our first win in the playoffs in 9 years! Let’s Go Ducks! #FearTheFlock #FlyTogether