Everybody needs to watch #DunePartTwo in it's full #IMAX glory, especially if you live in Japan like me. See you at #TJOY品川 #デューン2 #TJOY予告鑑賞キャンペーン キャンペーン参加はこちら👉 tjoy.jp/cp/dune-movie2/

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Thanks to BrooksGate for once again making me think about baseball, from it's absurdities to it's anomalies.

- Awesome modern low frequency guitar sound ✅ - Seizure-inducing light effects ✅ - Creepy, mournful wailing ✅ I guess this really is #Doomgaze I've been listening to Fvnerals non-stop for a couple of days. youtu.be/ASDitNErd-Q?si…

The The New York Times are hating on #Banksy

I wonder if BrooksGate has been thinking about what good hitters the pitchers from 1930 were. (Red Ruffing with a 150 OPS+)

I'm not proud of this #LetterBoxed solution, but I did it.

I now a lot about a lot but I don't know everything about anything.

Important science question for Neil deGrasse Tyson If present day Britney Spears takes a CDR with a Katy Perry song back to her teen self to record, what happens to the CDR? A. It has the Spears version B. It is blank C. It disappears D. The universe explodes, baby, like a firework.

Anybody want to spot me $250,000,000 to flip this vacant lot? firststep-jp.com/property/x-ser…

When you suddenly forget the relatively simple process of chewing.

Hey Valve and #GabeN, why did the Valve merch store disappear? Even if it lost money (no way, right?), surely the fan engagement makes up for it. After all, you don't want people walking around with an "Aperator Syance" hoodie on, do you?

#KiffinUpdate He's put away the LSU gear and once again grabs the Auburn pennants and starts waving.

Hey Mr Sark, I've been waiting in the #SarkStuntSquad lobby for a couple of decades now. Are you gonna kick us off soon or what? I have to go to the bathroom.

The songs I listened to most this year. #SpotifyWrapped spotify.com/wrapped-share/…

All the lurid stuff in the Epstein files is really distracting from the craziest stuff. Epstein got Bettman to rig the 2015 NHL Draft, he pitched microtransactions to Bobby Kotick and Epstein might actually be Satoshi Nakamoto.

Leave it to Coinbase 🛡️ to have the dumbest #SuperBowl commercial so far this year.

I think everybody is confused on Donald J. Trump 's reasoning for a possible attack on Iran. It has nothing to do with Epstein, oil, nukes or Israel. Trump just wants to lock in that 2nd consecutive #FifaPeacePrize

Trump's emotional growth period coincided with the height of Reality TV where interpersonal dialogue consisted of yelling at each other over the most inane things while hoping you stumble onto a catchphrase that you can trademark and monetize. And people wonder why he's like that