I never liked BIG DICK Dudley.

I know I'm HARD headed and a bit STIFF in the ring but I love the business. I don't mean to be a HUGE DICK but sometimes I get frustrated.

I have a VERY LONG time in the biz. My MASSIVE wrestling IQ should earn me a job booking. No longer does the CREAM rise to the top.

When I was born they used the skin from my circumcision to help heal 682 burn victims with transplants.

Lord Alfred Hayes was about a foot shorter than me. Not height wise but #YouKnow Conrad the Mortgage Guy Bruce Prichard Jerry

My favorite movie is 16 Candles because I like the LONG duck DONG character.

The Colonel may be overlooked by the fans but the boys were always looking at me in the shower.

I perform at non-wrestling shows in Tijuana on a substitution basis when the donkeys are ill.

I don't have many lingering injuries from working but I do hurt myself every time I step on my penis.

I cut Jerry Lawler's forehead with a blade and after the match I made his girlfriend bleed that night as well.

Robert Fuller Mudshow Mike Mills You're the 2nd Stud! There's also a Fuller and longer here too! LOL

Robert Fuller Mudshow Mike Mills Fuller and longer we've got a feud starting between Fuller and longer and Robert Fuller! This should be good! #BookItBitch

Booking The Territory 🎙 Mudshow Mike Mills Fuller and longer Let's do this! No such thing as bad heat!

My dick is my horse. I ride it into town to your girlfriends house and then let her ride it too. Plus dad never loved you, but I do...kinda. x.com/btttennstud/st…

Elbow? Mine has its own zip code. x.com/btttennstud/st…

Fuller and longer I have a big Johnson too. I'll Autograph a photo of it for only $83.76 Canadian.

Jerry Lawler still runs away when he sees me. He even zigzags because he's afraid I'll lasso him with my unit.

I'm so patriotic that I had the every word of the Constitution tattooed on my penis.

Ol’Tickle Fingers Lightning Dick ''The Ultimate One'' GODBOLD Yes, that one point crap is stupid. And those CFL end zones are as big as Robert Fuller Fuller and longer third leg. #BookItBitch