w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Going to top golf tonight

I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn

Every time

Staying alone is so crązy… You go home, shower, eat, use your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.

how it feels when some real shit happens but you’re drunk as hell

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

Ok my budget for the rest of August is $9

RTs to get this out to as many as possible would be appreciated!

i dont care anymore

Enjoy bo7. L8r cod kid

fuckyourdiscountcode Where are these AI accounts coming from 😭😭

fuckyourdiscountcode They’re becoming sentient

Homie didn’t read my profile but he fell for it anyway 😂😭😂🤯. Works every time. Go back to playing with your fake hair chick huskers

KICK IS NO GOOD Pittsburgh Steelers

Millennials living through 2 economic recessions, 9/11, a global pandemic, 8 stock market crashes, jobs replaced by AI, and possibly WW3 before hitting 43

Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson seeing Josh Allen check into their hotel in Cancun

Daddy appears on jumbotron and tells the crowd to be quiet and not wake up his baby.

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Ricky Gervais was absolutely right and is going massively VIRAL again for saying it: “A big year for ped*phile movies. Shut up. I know Jeffrey Epstein was your friend but I don’t care. You’re in no position to lecture anyone” MIC DROP 🔥

Dad appears on the jumbotron and asks the crowd to quiet down so they don't wake his baby