With your feet for god’s sake!

More online shopping. 😬

That’s it, I’m never buying online again! 😡

My gift to you The Labour Party . 😃

If Labour gets in we might be able to.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you won’t go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do
Doompa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not Rishi , you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa, Rishi La La

Bill Cash Hurray!
Are you ready? Hey
Are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
JPC Duchess Gemma (MTE) aka Ms Tonks🐟 🇪🇺🇬🇧🕷

I wish I had left the labels on the rose bushes, this particular one is not only beautiful but it smells incredible!

Would you care to discuss the price of Mr Sunak’s wardrobe? I honestly couldn’t care less but you seem to think it’s relevant.

I’ll ask my cousin who’s also my uncle and soon to be my father in law. 😃

Who does this? It’s not a careless act, the perpetrator clearly knew what he/she was doing, it is hostile and it’s either deliberately malicious and designed to drive me insane or simply an act of war! I shall find out.

I’m not sure the word is baffled, they’re probably surprised that anyone would be so dishonest as to get paid for a job they’re not turning up for.

All she needs to do is keep living rent free in your mind.

Why, did you shrink in the rain?

Last night for dinner I made pork shoulder satay and as I had some leftovers I just made a risotto, had my mother been alive today she would have dishonoured me, just before dying again.
Parmesan crisps on top.

Hey Chichester, what’s going on!?! 🤦‍♂️ Duchess Gemma (MTE) aka Ms Tonks🐟 🇪🇺🇬🇧🕷 Chirpy Chet JPC

#ToriesOut

Pappardelle Reforma.

Robert Peston asks Rishi Sunak if he will remain in the UK after the Elections.

Peston, 'You are committed to staying in the UK for years to come?'

Sunak, 'Of course I am.. This is my home'

Do you believe Rishi will stay in the UK after the election?

Rishi Sunak glides through the football field like a true athlete! 😃

Are you ready for the fantasy journey of a lifetime?! 😃