Wait… The Yankees didn’t give John Sterling some kind of plaque in Monument Park?

Swing and a miss

Brought my dad with me to my shows tonight with Sam Tripoli ! He had a great time ❤️

The only juror I trust is #4

Rarely feel bad for the baseball.

He’s better than advertised.

(Advertised as one of the best)

Please stay seated until the bus has come to a complete stop.

This will absolutely turn girls and women off to pursuing competitive sports

The Biden Admin has just officially abolished Title IX as we knew it. Now, sex = gender identity.

In a nutshell, the new rewrite means:
- men can take academic AND athletic scholarships from women
- men will have FULL access to bathrooms, locker rooms, etc
- men could be

In Hot Peanuts
#InHotWater

Wonder how many people I’m gonna piss off with this post… 😂

Every since giving birth I have this amazing new party trick, I can cry on command!

Honeymoon completed 🙌

Vegas ✅
Zion ✅
Grand Canyon ✅

Having been married for nearly 2 weeks, I think it’s safe to say that we are marriage experts now 😜

Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 attempting to keep a straight face though this is amazing!

I am filipina Alex Jones @realalexjones

Happy birthday to my lovely wife Xray Girl 🍷🧈✌️ ! She’s a good lady and a wonderful wife ❤️

Also, mother of puppies

Criminal charges have been brought against my accuser

Happy Birthday Xray Girl 🍷🧈✌️ ❤️❤️😍😍

Exactly. Crumbs don’t get to decide when the bakery opens. I can’t with these ppl

Thanks for being so fun! Just missing Stacey Prussman and Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 in the pic! ‘Til next time, Compound Media !
Andrew Harms Joe Currie

Me: Chrissie you’re crying, its ok! You’re post partum

Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸: Yeah But im not like “SAD” per se. So I’m not post partum.

Me: That IS post partum

::Chrissie then proceeds to laugh and cry uncontrollably and simultaneously::

I'll admit, it's not the best picture lol...and I am indeed fat.

It's curious this woman has all this energy for me from behind a block. Pearl is the worst kind of ugly, she's ugly on the inside

it's my 20th wedding anniversary in June. Still single & sad Pearl?

BYE LAMO