WTF is up with fan trailers and concept trailers? They are really starting to get annoying. I wish that people making these would stop cluttering YouTube and other sites and leave their mom's basement once in a while.

Resign Ted Cruz. Even if I could put your self interest and political views aside, you fucking abandoned us...your constituency. Resign. Now.

I knew H-E-B loved Texas. I just knew it!

My...younger...son Gunner...shares...his ...birth...day..with William...Shatner. I hope both have a great day today.

The nurse today told me to be on the lookout for side effects. So, like... I'm super tired, but I can't tell if it's the vaccine or if I just have kids.

What I've learned from COVID-19...

Do you love racing? Do you love machine learning? Do you love racing + machine learning? WELL good news! Because TONIGHT at 8:30pm Eastern at twitch.tv/aws I will be hosting the global Amazon Web Services #DeepRacer finals for the April competition month. Come watch it live!

Congratulations Austin Fox! #Classof2021 #graduate #myboy #prouddad #4point0gpa #honorsociety #hedidit

Austin area peeps, if you happen to know of an entry level position open for a recent high school grad, please let me know.

Hey Allstate, your Good Hands body shop at #makhaikford in Georgetown, TX has zero interest in providing your customers with the high level of customer care you do...unless it directly results in revenue for them. Thought you should know.

Me, 1 week ago: thanks for the rental confirmation Enterprise Enterprise, round rock location last night: this is a mistake. Sending res to Pflugerville location. Pflugerville location today: we have no cars. You're screwed. Me, now: *stranded* I live in round rock.

Happy National Fox Day! whatnationaldayisit.com/day/fox/

Prepping for #reinvent2021 for the biggest workshop I have ever done. Around 100 #Nvidia Jetsons, turned into an AI camera device in a custom case. 2 hours of hands on labs! Look in session catalog for IOT306R1 and IOT306R2. If it's full get there early we have some walkups. 1/2

Come find the “Best Old Fashion the AWS Cloud Can Make!” Lee Fox is giving the demo you need to see! In the Builder’s Fair! reInventParties.com #reInvent #reinvent2021