🗣 Branch chair Luke Mitchell has warned new recruitment figures from the Home Office should be treated with caution. Figures show the Force has taken on 330 new officers under the Police Uplift Programme, 34 more than the target of 304 set by GOV.UK . bit.ly/3Lf1brW

Ed stopped by the American Express NY pop up...😲

I have never wanted to throw my computer or phone out of the window as much as I do right now whilst trying to use the ASK Ryanair website! Absolute joke

I’d rather not go on holiday ever again than use Ryanair. Website is shite, policy’s are shite. I’m not even going to use the poop emoji because it’s smiling.

And just to top it off the Ryanair air host supervisor is arguing with the ground staff in front of everyone - Micky mouse shit

Well said!

Absolute muppets

🗣 The chair of Hertfordshire Police Federation has blasted senior leaders in the NHS and politicians for relying on cops to spend hours with people detained under the mental health act due to a shortage of adequate support. Hear from Luke Mitchell: bit.ly/3OompFk

A rhetorical question from @RickyGervais. 'What's big and spotty and has a cunt half way down its back?' RT if you want a GLOBAL ban #TrophyHunting NOW!

Imagine being your run-of-the-mill London gangster type, and you're used to armed police as a hazard of the job - but then the SAS come through your door... 🤣 P.S. They probably don't wear bodycams or do statements either so good luck. 💙 theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/s…

These tweets, from a Met officer hugely respected by his peers, have caused much comment & will mirror those of other first class front-line officers who have had enough. We/they all want bad cops out, but Met bosses need to focus on issues troubling the majority of great ones.

A 999 call comes in for a boy being chased by a group of teenagers with a knife. These are the calls we should be focusing on. ‘Right Care, Right Person’ ensures those experiencing a mental health crisis receive help from trained medical professionals rather than the police.

If you’re the type of bloke who is upset with the football result and then you go home and take it out on your Mrs … grow up and buy her some flowers on your way home from the pub for being out on the piss all day!

IOPC referral has been made after a vicious assault by Police on a innocent member of the public x.com/EuropeInvasion…

Just finished watching the last The Grand Tour and I got a bit emotional! A wholesome series about 3 best mates travelling the world has come to an end and not one of them takes it for granted. My opinion is, it’s the best job in the world Jeremy Clarkson 💙

3/3. them. Gun crime has blighted our community. Whether you like it or not the police were right to be tailing that car. I feel for his parents but that’s it. Liberals can demonstrate all they like. This is not a fucking game. Let the #police do their job. Make better choices.

Credit where credit is due …. cinch customer service is top Notch! I had a new vehicle delivered yesterday which unfortunately is faulty, I called the cinch team and within half an hour the car is booked into the garage and a courtesy car is on the way. #CustomerService

If you want a picture of me as ‘goose’ I suggest you click the link below and donate. I also just found out that I have a double chin 🥸 justgiving.com/page/conor-fou…