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linkhttps://www.amazon.com/Ford-Forkum/e/B008BOFSKO calendar_today01-03-2012 12:58:39

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With all the bullcrap going on with Trump and Loomer, and Elon and Vance with his catlady crap, the rumor of Haitians eating dogs leading to violence, I've just got to say... ...sometimes.... I Really Hate People. youtube.com/watch?v=2OttvOโ€ฆ

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This song is dedicated to the Proud Boys. I mean Patriot Front. No, sorry...Moms for Liberty. It's hard to tell Nazi groups apart. youtube.com/watch?v=hh5ke5โ€ฆ

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I guess "nauseatingly revolting" can qualify as "interesting" but I'd rather not have been made aware of this. #loomeraffair #LauraLoomerIsDisgusting #LauraLoomerIsAFreak x.com/BMeiselas/statโ€ฆ

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"Congratulations! You've just given birth to a healthy baby boy!" "But I wanted an abortion!" "That's okay; we can just execute the baby! Trump says that's legal! in Virginia!" #RoeVember2024 #RoeYourVote #TrumpisaDementedWeirdo #TrumpIsTooStupid

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We need a tie-breaker on this #PollOfTheDay Will it be "They're eating the dogs" or "I have concepts of a plan?" Please vote! Your vote matters! x.com/FordForkum/staโ€ฆ #TheyreEatingtheCats #conceptsofaplan

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Hey, JD Vance said these shootings are just a "fact of life", so why are Republicans so upset? They don't give a S about mass shootings at schools, so why are they all of a sudden angry that a deranged gunman is going after their leader?

Stivali Ryder ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ™€๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ #BlueCrew (@stivaliryder) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The FBI is finally starting to investigate some of the threats in Springfield, Ohio. They should just save their time & resources, and arrest these two violence inciting, domestic fucking terrorists.

The FBI is finally starting to investigate some of the threats in Springfield,  Ohio.  They should just save  their time & resources, and arrest these two violence inciting, domestic fucking terrorists.
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The "Woke Mind Virus" is similar to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" - it exists exclusively in the minds of the people who validate its existence. MAGA has #TDS and Elmo has the "Woke Mind Virus." The insidious part is these ailments are not what the symptomatic think they are.

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Aaron Rupar "Let me just ask, you are the greatest man who ever lived, you are the Christ of America, you have a dick the size of a cucumber, you smell of lavender, we are graced just to have you near us, oh shit, I forgot my question, but will you sign my tits?" --Sarah Sanders

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Re: Elon Musk Atheism keeps me sane In a world of things I can't explain Like why anyone with your power Would squander it daily, by the hour Posting garbage, looking a fool Like a highschool kid trying to be cool Grow up, Elmo; that's enough Use your mind for better stuff

Re: <a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> 

Atheism keeps me sane
In a world of things I can't explain

Like why anyone with your power
Would squander it daily, by the hour

Posting garbage, looking a fool
Like a highschool kid trying to be cool

Grow up, Elmo; that's enough
Use your mind for better stuff
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It's September 2024, and anyone still voting for that unfit, pathologically lying, fraudulent, twice-impeached, election-tampering, adjudicated sex offender and convicted felon is a hopeless moron. "Derangement Syndrome" indeed.