@Steve_RogersDat lemurgoddess Ashley Stop drinking so much motherfucking beer too.

@Steve_RogersDat lemurgoddess Ashley I also expected you to be a good leader. Bruce seems to be the most mature out of all of you.

@Steve_RogersDat lemurgoddess Ashley Who the fuck corrupted Captain America? What the fuck is this?

@Steve_RogersDat lemurgoddess Ashley Oh my god. You guys need to get out of here before I physically harm someone.

This ain't my first rodeo, kid.

I'm surrounded by motherfuckin' idiots.

Why the fuck is my office full of webs? I'm tossing Parker off this boat.

These agents spend more time goin' on dates than actually gettin' around to doin' their damn jobs. Stark! Rogers! Get back to work!

I have my eye on all you motherfuckers. I can see everything you're doing. Yes, Stark, everything. I'm going to need you to stop that.

Barton is getting my foot up his motherfucking ass if he doesn’t stop trying to shoot agents with his “love darts.”

Whoever photoshopped my head onto a dancing cartoon chicken and displayed it on all the helicarrier monitors, take it down now. Stark.

Too many motherfuckers have called out today claiming they were infected with sex pollen and had a LONG night. No St. Patrick’s day for you.

Submitting my vote for Tony Stark for #BestMarvelHero and #BestAvengerRoleplayer @RP2013Awards! #motherfuckers

Surprise, motherfuckers. Bet you thought I was gone, but I'm back to fuck up your world. Especially yours, Stark.

SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS. I SMELL SOMEONE HAVING A PARTY THAT I WASN'T INVITED TO.

@TheBladedRose Do I know you?

@TheBladedRose We don't have room for more than one super soldier, but you could check with the X-Men.

Imagine SHIELD giving Bucky a dog to help with his PTSD and therapy.