Nick Fury (@feelmyfury) 's Twitter Profile
Nick Fury

@feelmyfury

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calendar_today15-11-2010 21:07:24

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These agents spend more time goin' on dates than actually gettin' around to doin' their damn jobs. Stark! Rogers! Get back to work!

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I have my eye on all you motherfuckers. I can see everything you're doing. Yes, Stark, everything. I'm going to need you to stop that.

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Barton is getting my foot up his motherfucking ass if he doesn’t stop trying to shoot agents with his “love darts.”

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Whoever photoshopped my head onto a dancing cartoon chicken and displayed it on all the helicarrier monitors, take it down now. Stark.

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Too many motherfuckers have called out today claiming they were infected with sex pollen and had a LONG night. No St. Patrick’s day for you.