how have i not heard a single beat drop that uses the twerk on the devil sample

xBlazededge

My favourite of these, in part because of that stellar moose emblem (the zil e167)

you bought a lemon from the lemon dealer and now you want another lemon?

Buckshot witch

Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

Drake: my name is Drake and I'm here to say
Let's insult Kendrick in a crazy way!

Kendrick: you're a deadbeat dad that chases children and your entire inner circle is not only leaking information to me but is also actively praying for your demise

If you see this post a wolf

seeing this does make me sympathize with still-lefty boomers in the 80s who had to suddenly start seeing and hearing this exact sort of confident, dead-eyed rhetoric everywhere

me and who

60% of democrats want to kill draft dodgers in a country that hasnt had a draft in 50 years

'Your protest has gotten a lot farther than it should have, but then you haven't met The Democratic Party either. Your ride's over, citizen. Time to die.'

imagine you're trying to reform the wobbling Italian military and some horny fascist comes in and starts demanding that the army should be smaller and worse-equipped so it can win battles faster

ww1 airplane pilot: this new technology can enable a kind of gallant combat between gentlemen. A knightly contest if you will

ww1 tank commander: YEAH I THINK ALL THESE FUMES ARE REALLY COOL. YESTERDAY A BULLET GOT IN AND PINGED ABOUT AND KILLED THREE GUNNERS. I'M LOVING IT

Guys that are built like this and look like this absolutely love this country and would die for it. Basically if the American revolution happened now these are your sons of Liberty/minutemen. Not the tacticool $5000 rig guys they have too much to lose to actually fight.

these guys are the biggest marks in history

reading this makes me realize that there's an art that goes into writing powerful characters because this all reads like a kid on the playground going 'nuh uh i have a invincible can't kill me shield' while playing with their friends

There are a bunch of bikini vault babes hanging around Quarry Junction, and there are too many for just one courier! Also, you should head straight from Goodsprings to New Vegas, because it's a shortcut. Don't worry about it.