Happy Friday the 13th. It's now been 17 years, 1 month since the last time we saw Jason Voorhees on screen. The previous longest stretch of time between Friday the 13th movies was 8 years, 8 months.

Selection Sunday, on Oscar Sunday, means there is no Selection Sunday this year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Interesting #Oscars year. Feels as predictable as ever. I'm confident that even with the inevitable surprises & Shorts "guesses", I'm still 20/24 Voting per category, contingent on "honor system" viewing of each nomination, opens the door to chaos. This year is widely revered as

DVR is neat. Streaming is nice. This was a magical event. We were Kings.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air

Fuck Twitter. A $395 paywall? Pfft. 😂🫵🤣Get bent.

Rory.

Twitter without the Tweetdeck is Jaws without the shark. Putting the Tweetdeck behind a $500 paywall is The Social Network without the lawsuit - just the Phoenix Club charging a cover. Mount Rushmore of elitist douchey moves.

I just spent $1200 on golf clubs. Two golf clubs. A Driver and a Putter. Middle age is awesome!

Fuck me. I caved. I paid. #TweetdeckIsLife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In MLB history, only one team has had the following numbers over the first 25 games of a season: +50 or better run differential 30+ home runs 200+ pitching strikeouts 0 blown saves That one team is the 2026 Atlanta Braves.

I'm too old for #Dolphins Twitter. I just can't anymore.

this This. THIS! The only thing flashy I want for the Miami Dolphins is the jersey.

Back in the day, when times were rough? I slay these babies as part of my weekly rotation! I irrationally love them. I literally get a craving for them. But mine are on toast with black pepper & Tapatio drizzled all over the egg. SOOO GOOD!

Darth Vader, the most popular global iconic villain in cinematic history, will appear in Star Wars Land - 7 years AFTER Star Wars Land opens. Will go down in Disney history, decision-making catastrophic folklore, alongside another Star Wars undertaking, the Galactic Starcruiser.

Wait. Shawn Kemp's nickname is NOT "The RAIN Man"! I was just now years old when I found out that I've been living a lie for 35 years!! My mind is blown. How this even possible that I never ever never knew it was actually "The Reign Man"?! I cannot be alone in this.

That's Kawhi's rim! Get out!

Customer Lifetime Value is the "North Star" for long-term business success. And Josh D'Amaro's first earnings call was telling. He made it his own. And that's a good and important thing. Not only the format, but the message. He learned from past fatal flaws (Chapek) and went the

Logically this makes sense. Psychologically this hurts my heart. Sounds crazy, but after a lifetime of being acutely aware of Autopia's existence based solely on sound & smell, the absence of the Autopia sound & smell will be STRANGE. A permanent refurb.

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