GREAT NEWS My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this partygate clip and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I'm now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing Thanks

I say Nadine Dorries must immediately pay back her MP salary since she ‘resigned’, back-dated to the last time she spoke in Parliament or last held a constituency surgery, whichever is the earlier. Retweet* if you agree. #voteBinface *Yes, tweet. Sorry Elon. This is Twitter.

The name’s Rees-Knob, Jacob Rees-Knob. As in “…what a complete knob (dick)…”

What you famous for, Dickie Tice. It certainly isn’t being a politician, now is it? You’re only rich because you’re living off the earnings of daddy and the family!

My merkin has had its short, back and sides. Watch out for the Michael Fabricant 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 selfies later… 👇

Yes these are far right nationalist thugs literally storming the Cenotaph on Armistice Day. Suella Braverman whipped up this frenzy. I call on her to resign, immediately. Please RT if you do too.

If you ask nicely Sir Michael Take CBE, I’ll show you my tidy giblets over in Portcullis House.

Winner of Crufts 2023 Mongrel category

WTAF Has someone been putting something funny in the water at the Daily Heil? Perhaps the Royals could bring Prince Andrew off the subs bench to bolster the “…threadbare royal resources…” 🤦🏼‍♂️

The Daily Mail on Kate Middleton being hospitalized is honestly one of the most mental pieces of journalism I've ever read.

Hi! Here's me in the shop putting a brave face on January - today has been horribly quiet, probably due to the heavy rain 😢. If you could share this post it would be amazing for more folks to find us physically & online 🥰! Any reposts HUGELY appreciated sunshineno1.com

Here you go Nigel Farage MP, there’s a Guinness Book of Records attempts for you to chase this weekend.

In Frank Spencer style :“Ooh Betty, I’ve done a whoopsie…” 👇

Here’s something that needs reporting to British Transport Police 👇

Suggest reading fleetstreetfox tweet right to the end. It’s wonderfully written!

🚨NEWS: We have a book coming out. 224 pages of amazing pics, essays & behind-the-scenes nuggets, documenting our efforts to resist 5 years of lies, lunacy and hypocrisy. All royalties to LBD campaigns 🧵

We see and remember you Irma. What a beautiful picture that is, and I’m so sorry your chance to fulfil all your life ambitions were so cruelly stolen from you. RIP Irma.

As ever, an insightful comment (below) from Larry the Cat #YouAreNotAlone

Obviously awarded her gong for contributions to UK obesity rates and crap M5 motorway service stations Greggs