First Gato of the United States
@fgotus
Just a cat in the White House
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20-01-2013 17:57:05
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Will Donald J. Trump's hypothetical wall include a scratching surface? Preferably something with fabric, not that cardboard crap. I believe he needs to tack on another $1 billion, else the wall is pointless.
So ecstatic right now, did I take too much catnip?! Great job America, we’ve saved this country from further destruction by Donald J. Trump. Congratulations to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris!
So Donald J. Trump’s rambling from earlier today were about himself all along.
A message from the First Gato of the United States to the First Lady Melania Trump... All lies. You’ve brought nothing but disgrace to this country. You contributed nothing of moral and ethical significance when living in the office. You’re complicit and your name means nothing. That’s how you will be remembered.
I can’t wait to step up as President once Donald J. Trump gets impeached. That’s how my role as First Gato works, right?