First Gato of the United States (@fgotus) 's Twitter Profile
First Gato of the United States

@fgotus

Just a cat in the White House

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calendar_today20-01-2013 17:57:05

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Will Donald J. Trump's hypothetical wall include a scratching surface? Preferably something with fabric, not that cardboard crap. I believe he needs to tack on another $1 billion, else the wall is pointless.

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A message from the First Gato of the United States to the First Lady Melania Trump... All lies. You’ve brought nothing but disgrace to this country. You contributed nothing of moral and ethical significance when living in the office. You’re complicit and your name means nothing. That’s how you will be remembered.

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My fellow Americans, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as First Gato for the remainder of my term. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Doug Emhoff to be the nominee for FGOTUS this year.

My fellow Americans, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as First Gato for the remainder of my term. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Doug Emhoff to be the nominee for FGOTUS this year.
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I'll be moving into the White House with Master Trump later this month. He wants to get me a golden litter box as a housewarming gift.

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They locked me away for this photo because I still can't tell the difference between Mike Pants and my scratching post. x.com/vp/status/8518…