#WaxOff bringing in BS score number one. “It was a relay and we did half the reps. That counts, right?”

Our humility is one of our best qualities.

What's confusing about SUPERIORITY?

Wow. Better luck next time D1, 55-year-old athlete, Steamroller. What we can only assume were the roids and the copious cocaine didn't quite get you to the top spot. We were able to complete the entire thing AND ladder back down in 16:54. So close. Better luck in Week 1.

Oh good. #WaxOff on the scene. No one can interpret your little chest chart, but we guess it means you’re the big winners of life. Woohoo. Your moms can give you your trophies now.

There is nothing particularly great about these minds.

Vouch for what you like. He’s still full of 💩. Way to go E.T.! Phone home and ask your mom how to keep time.

Clearly, that answer is yes. 5 of the top 10? Ok. Sure. Unrelated question, is F3FranklinTN near a nuclear plant, by chance? Anyone aware of a recent escape of radioactive spiders or anything near there? Simply amazing! Way to go! 🙄

It’s not Strava we worry about. It’s the liars using it that are the problem.

As a mythical legend, we have no address. What we have is enough sense to know what’s impossible.

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#WaxOff will call you all liars unless you bow to the Strava gods. F3 Waxhaw

The official F3Nation-IronPax song would be “Your Cheatin’ Heart” by Hank Williams

And? ARE YOU SAYING IT ISN’T POSSIBLE? You just mean YOU can’t do it that fast. Hater.

Are you F3AluminumPax? That sounds like something we would say.

Just because you can’t do it isn’t a reason to criticize.

#WaxOff, we could do it. And Strava isn’t even real. You guys need to all stop hating on the winners just because you’re not as good as them.

He also completed the F3Nation-IronPax for this week while doing selection. It’s amazing.