Fanny Brown It’s been my life.

40% of the people who overturned Roe v. Wade today are alleged rapists.

Someone please tell me how a “smoothie bowl” isn’t just a harder-to-drink smoothie with smoothie ingredients on top of it? Because that’s exactly what it is.

If you screw with my paycheck, and you do not answer me when I message you to get the information to fix it, you best believe I am going to report your ass. This is the second time this manager has screwed up an employee‘s check. I’m through playing. I deserve my commission.

I just saw someone call Loki an introvert. In what universe? Because it isn’t in the MCU or the comics… if Loki were an introvert, he wouldn’t be so keen to rule.

I would have a lot more respect for #ChurchoftheHighlands if their leadership didn’t demand free food from where I work and dine and dash enough that the severs have learned that you can’t trust Dino. Plus they NEVER tip. Jesus would weep.

I had a coworker make a joke about a bottle of sriracha I keep on my desk at work. I told him it was my “emotional support Sriracha” and he laughed. The best part about all of this is I wasn’t making a joke.

Forgotten DNA {Another Chapter} “Happy anniversary!” The box is small, but the wrapping is (cont) twitlonger.com/show/nouomg

I love being wrong about something.

Even with a new name, Twitter is still wild as fuck. Just saw the whitest white fc ever for a Latina goddess. When did white washing become okay again?

who’s gonna tell her

People who don’t RP who @ RP characters never cease to amaze me. I can’t make it more clear that I am not Lady Sif in RL. Please don’t @ me with things about her mythology, especially if they’re things you’re getting wrong. Tons of mentions from non RPers makes it harder to RP.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with a “photo starter” that just shows a character standing there not doing a thing? Literally standing there with arms down, no expression on their face, no context or caption. I officially hate photo starters more than gif starters now.

If we agree to do a SL that could lead to romance, don’t just fucking assume I would want to ship with your other characters too. I agreed to a SL with one character. That doesn’t mean that I want to ship with every character you write. Bait and switch some other bitch.

You take advantage of the elderly and their confusion to pad your own pockets, then there is a special place in Hell for you. Taking advantage of old people is just the lowest of the low.

If you use Christianity to be a bigot, sexist, racist, transphobic, racist, etc you missed the whole point of Jesus’s message, and scripture says you’ll be spewed from His mouth like lukewarm water. Develop your relationship with God, you won’t be out here misquoting the Bible.

I gotta say, anything by U2 cause I’m still pissed that they put their album on our iTunes without our permission. Fuck Bono and his dorky ass sunglasses.