@TheBioticMallow We can rebuild her. -inhales cigarette- We have the technology. She is… the six billion credit Fem!Shep.

If The Illusive Man asks you to do something “for the good of yumanity,” take two shots for mental scarring. #MERPDrinkingGame

#YumanityIsMyPenis

Miranda. I need you to bend over and pick up that pen. The fate of yumanity depends on it. -sips bourbon-

Yes, right there… a little to the left. Thaaaaaaaats right. Yumanity is grateful for your service.

Mm. Yes, Miranda. Just like that. That’s exactly what yumanity needs most.

Effective immediately, we will be publishing a “women of Cerberus” swimsuit and lingerie calendar. For the good of yumanity.

The Illusive Man ...please stop saying that when you're talking to me on the Quantum entanglement communicator. And what's your hand... eeeeew

And by good, I mean morale, and by yumanity… -long sip of bourbon- I mean my |—TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED—|

Even my VI is drunk.

And probably evil.

And 1000% sexy.

#ThisIsNotTheJorElYouWereLookingFor

#ReallyMoreLikeBraniacButWithWayMoreBooze

#SpoilerAlert I #%@!ed your mom. -smug smirk, drinks more bourbon-

@TwirlTheAsh @GarrusVakarian_ Kai 'Effing' Leng I have my reasons.

That’s right, ladies. Yumanity approves.

-schemes-

-gets ready for his close up, a process that involves about a liter of Kentucky bourbon-

// Hiatus until further notice.