The only Christmas tradition that matters. Aiming to get this done by 1300hrs today

Update: Alan was pushed into the tree at about 1110hrs. He tried to resist but couldn’t avoid the inevitable. Merry Christmas

Wit the fuck is happening on STV news 😂😂

I can’t stop watching this..

The boys are back in town! Join myself, @darynmacrae & Euan McHardy for your Good Morning Britain headlines here in #Scotland. - Strikes at Glasgow Airport ✈️ - Fox hunting laws under scrutiny - Andy Murray wins HSBC Championships men’s doubles

Morning 😊 coming up in your GMB Scottish headlines: enough electricity to power double the number of homes in Scotland generated by wind farms in 6 months, an app for personal assistance launched at Holyrood and plans underway for TRNSMT 2020. With Euan McHardy & Euan Conley

I expect a stubborn defence from him this year, but he knows how this ends. The ceremonial pushing of Alan into the Christmas tree will take place this afternoon. More to follow.

At 1515hrs Alan was outmanoeuvred, outsmarted and outmuscled. He has now been in the tree and Christmas 2019 goes down as another success. Merry Christmas everyone.

Morning 😊 a wee behind the scenes view today. @darynmacrae Euan McHardy in control in the gallery. GMB headlines: •Scottish budget to be announced later •Foster carers demand better regulations and central register •Celtic and Rangers managers praise their teams performance

Flying tractor over Glasgow!!! 🚜 Is it a Massey Ferguson Official Euan McHardy ? 😂

Celebrating 15 years of Girls Aloud with Sarah Harding’s iconic bum note on GMTV. x.com/petermckb/stat…

COMPETITION TIME! Who wants one of these? Bare Nostalgia are giving away another! RT this and follow them to enter. Ends 19/12 @ 7pm barenostalgia.com/product/alan-p…

When you take a selfie

No fucking about this year, Alan has already been pushed into the tree today. More to follow. #tradition

I have 4 Cory Wong tickets available for tonight in Manchester Band on the Wall... the snow got the better of us. Face value #corywong #manchester #bandonthewall

Greg could have bought me anything in Australia but decided upon this monstrosity of a t-shirt