the plots for Finding Nemo and Taken are nearly identical and no one talks about this enough

short ppl are demons bc their soul is compressed and gets pressurized and violent.... like a whip-it

its crazy that my college experience ended on a random friday in march

Today is the only day you can retweet this

this could be all of us if we had $2000 stimulus checks

10 years ago, Miley Stewart told the world she’s Hannah Montana on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

99 never looked so good #HappyBirthdayBettyWhite

we need a disney princess who is a piece of shit

Find Britney Spears. Free her.

“This could have been an email”

jennifer lopez in me in her fifties my twenties

I’m not “wasting my 20s” in a pandemic, I am hibernating and will emerge more powerful than anyone thought possible

BC stands for Before Coronavirus now. Sorry Jesus take a hike

Make sure yo crocs in sports mode it’s slippery out there...

fuck drugs have u ever moo'ed at a cow and had it moo back at u

Me, every 2 minutes of this interview