I bought a big bag of carrots at ALDI USA this week so today we go roots-deep! A perfect storage veg, carrots keep forever So let's show them some amour, and cook 'em THREE WAYS! Live at 3:00 on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… ALSO! subscribe to the channel, you're not busy. SO GO NOW.

What's round, doughy and covered in seeds? Me, after this wknd. I'm teaching 3 bagel classes in a row this weekend, yup, 3. It's a total 🥯 weekend, so why not 4? I'll be set up to do it, so I'm gonna do it with you! LIVE 3:00 today on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… And SUBSCRIBE, k?

I peeped out the Fallout Shelter this morning and saw a rabbit. My first thought? "You're cute". My second thought? "I'm hungry" They're just athletic chickens, but no rabbit will be eaten today, just a lesson in whole chicken butchering. LIVE at 3:00 on YouTube.com/funnypeoplemak…

I got some chicken parts from Monday's 🐓 take-apart show. So today, I'm gonna TAGINE them! Saffron, spices, olives, yeah! Take a pretend trip to Morocco with me, LIVE at 3:00 today on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… (and no, Bridget Everett isn't on the show today)that's from her ep!

The market is a mess, stocks are tanking, but I've got a hot tip for ya! Don't touch that 401K. Invest instead in CHICKEN STOCK. Turn those leftover scrappy bones into gold; golden, delicious and utterly useful. LIVE today at 3:00, on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak…

It's Back-To-Basics week on Funny People Making Food! While making fancy-pants dishes is fun, I think having a toolbox full of techniques is even better. So today, we start the week with more KNIFE SKILLS!! Yeah! #Misenmade! Live at 3:00 on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak…

Back-to-Basics week continues today, with more knife skills and BIG SOUP. You can drink BIG WINE with it, too if you want. Who's watching you? The cat? LIVE at 3:00 on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… And, please, SUBSCRIBE, ok?

Are you befuddled by RHUBARB? Is it a vegetable? A fruit? An unknown entity? It is pretty weird, but it's SO GOOD in cake! So today, LET'S MAKE CAKE! Live at 3:00 on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… #springfood !

Summer is near! I know because I'm a sweat-machine again-- How enjoyable😓 So, let's celebrate the season with some VEGETABLE🌽🍅🥒 cooking methods! EAT MORE PLANTS peeps! And learn how to cook 'em right here, today, LIVE at 3:00 on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… (cookies not included)

Guess What? We're back! LIVE today in the Funny People Fallout Shelter, it's SUMMER FRUIT TIME! So let's make a FRUITY CLAFOUTIS! What the hell is a clafoutis? Find out today, at 3:00 on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… And, if you haven't subscribed yet, whatta you waiting for? Summer?

Summer is slipping by, and the produce is peaking, so let's eat some! I'm thinking SUCCOTASH for the Friday Fallout Shelter LIVE! (really just a corn and squash stew, but I like saying it) See you later, 3:00 LIVE on youtube.com/funnypeoplemak… And if you haven't subscribed, do it!

There’s a fly on his head!! Landed right on the shit pile.

Shitstain Josh Hawley gives a raised fist of support to terrorists, then uses the word “irregardless” in his pathetic speech. Both merit removal from office imho.

A NEW episode! With Mia Jackson The amazing Mia Jackson!! Funny People Making Food - Episode 6 - youtu.be/MiVcsD-aWNs via YouTube #funnywomen #womenincomedy #cookingvideos

BREAKING NEWS: In a shameful move, Spotify takes sides with anti-vaxxer Joe Rogan and begins removing Neil Young’s music from its platform. RT IF YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH SPOTIFY!

Hey hey, my my, buh bye Spotify. I'm with Neil Young

Hey! Club Med US Why is it impossible to get ANYONE on the phone or via callback or on the chatbot to CANCEL A RESERVATION?????? My family has a change of plans and we need to cancel a large group reservation ASAP and you are making it impossible.

Hey Club Med US Why am I on hold for more than 2 hours now, and when I click "call me" on the site it crashes?

Hey CityMD do you think waiting 10 days for a pcr test result is acceptable??? Well that’s how long it’s been, and I’m still waiting. Was told by staff at #boerumhill location they’d “look into it”. That was 3 days ago. Meanwhile, I had a nice full-blown case of covid, fyi.