i’m drunk and mad when do i get on SCOTUS

reminder that this is how the Minneapolis Police Department initially reported George Floyd's death

It’s Fall Y’all 🍁

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months bit.ly/3KCjWF4

I love stardew valley so much, I wish home ownership in a walkable city was real

DOWN GOES BAMA VOLS WIN

Just as Dixieland Delight started up in Neyland. College football, you are perfect.

The last of Neyland Stadium’s goalposts sinks into a sea of orange

ICYMI Vols win

‘I Would Start Running, but It’s Bad for My Knees,’ Says Woman Who Sits Like Gollum for 10 Hours Everyday: ow.ly/58tX50LKYCg

Shawty looks like she knows the keyboard shortcut for an em dash

gonna vote in the primary for wisconsin state supreme court today bc i don't want goblins deciding on abortion rights

(guy who should go fuck himself) so I should just go fuck myself?

ijbol this guy's gonna have to go into witness protection for the worst joke attempt of all time

This the first reporting on this I've seen. Given the NYT's flood-the-zone approach to elite university campus politics, got to imagine they'll be doing a piece too.