You never realize how disgusting your laptop is until you use it in front of strangers on a plane. #panicwipe

Tonight at 8pm we ask the question: WHAT IF Eric Miinch had made one different life-changing choice? #improv #comedy facebook.com/events/1845120…

Had so much fun today. x.com/natvanlis/stat…

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I'm a really great actor when no one is paying attention.

I lost my berry scone and went on an existential journey, the story of which would merit the creation of a 90 minute Jason Bateman movie 1/2

2/2 Turns out, the berry scone was inside me the whole time... I ate it and forgot.

Wish me luck in my acting career. But don't say "good luck," as that is considered bad luck. Instead, wish me grievous bodily harm. #acting

@JamieOComic Right! When you said "Break your face in a bike crash!"

@JamieOComic "You gotta break parts to book parts."- an old acting saying that I just made up.

@JamieOComic Welp! Off to an audition! Wish me a shatter pelvis!

@JamieOComic Our friendship is already the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

@JamieOComic This is why I haven't quit acting. I know it's going to pay dividends soon.

.Sean Spicer you're an XL right?

Me to waitress: is there corn on the Cobb salad? Her: No, there's no corn on the Cobb salad. Me: I'll have a loose corn salad.

Misery loves company. Which means Caitlin & Eric Are Broken Up is the Toronto Fringe for all of us! ow.ly/SR3w30d1uwC #CEBrokenUp

Can't wait to be Broken Up with this guy already! Eric Miinch @msjessbeaulieu #CEbrokenup #FringeTO

What a great day Toronto Fringe ... I'm 3 for 3. LOVED Caitlin And Eric Are Broken Up. It broke me up - in every way.

Caitlin and Eric are Broken Up was so charming! Real delight. #FringeTO Caitlin Robson Eric Miinch @msjessbeaulieu

So are we all cool with the fact that Mel Gibson is in movies again?