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Epic Jimmy

@epic_jimmy

idk anymore

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calendar_today09-06-2024 17:22:15

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Just got hit on by Nobody. Why would anyone hit on me. I'm so ugly. I'm such an ugly fat unlovable fucking chud. I'm a failure who'll never achieve anything in life.

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But you know what's something that not a few share? Your fb. You follow over 1 million people John. And I'm not one of them.

But you know what's something that not a few share? Your fb. You follow over 1 million people John. And I'm not one of them.
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I'd say "so you mean to tell me there's a slight chance John Cena has actually seen my pathetic ass begging him to follow back" but I know the real John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. would follow me back if he saw me 🥹