Thank you. It was my first interview, if you can call it that, since 2012 when I interviewed for an English PhD program at the University of Toronto and a Math PhD program at the University of Waterloo. A Tim Draisaitl game 1 appearance would send the fanbase into a fervor.

I've placed a quarter unit (many thanks to Vic Wemby and, you'd think, surely, Dre Vasi, for the uptick) on my release on the show. There will be tears in the locker room if one of these teams finds a way to lose in R1. I will also be crying because I will have to buy a few

I've been told many times I look and sound like Georges

Robert (Rob Pizzola) will be fine. He's a rich Italian living in Vaughan, Ontario, Canada. You cannot even hurt his feelings

What a wonderful day for some new caps. NBA from 1-4 PM for TOR-CLE. MLB from 4-7 for Paul Scones, Skubal, and Sandy. NHL 7 'til bed for MIN-DAL and Sid & the boys. Might change the watch with each change of hat. Jestermaxxing

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Consensus with New Shaun alpinepetey.bsky.social. "Knob" and "Q" will have cortisol spikes if Ingram and Dostal look like Jarry and Husso out there

There is a gentleman in my DMs who keeps (for the last 6 weeks) referring to a young player (not necessarily a rookie, but could be a rookie) as PM 2.0. Any guesses as to who it is, and is it accurate? Am sure Jessica Brand has something to say re: this

Bortolussi I'm inclined to think it's Detroit's Kevin McGonigle. I work Tigers games. BIG agree. 4.00 P/PA in 2026, OBP over .400. Both middle infielders. When I ran my query on 4.00+ P/PA on guys under 25 with a .400 OBP, the others aren't a positional fit or hurt: Kurtz, Lawlar, Baldwin.

A) Once baseball starts, baseball is going to get talked about B) you're*

All Alex Moretto has to do is ask. All I do from 11 AM - 2 PM (I think that's when all puck talk takes place?) is drink black coffee and listen to great music loudly

I am not 150 IQ. I am 134 IQ. It's better that way. 127-135 is ideal. If I were 150 IQ I'd be doing something other than betting and making less money and having less fun. What's the use in that?

Some of you ought to get out more and interact with more people

Dave Mason (sharpest guy in the world, isn't even listing the Conn Smythe winner right now so he can sweep the board) doesn't want you betting Soriano with him. Masterful as usual

Gettin' after it tonight in preparation of my second appearance on Hammer Betting Network 🔨 tomorrow at 12:40 EDT. Yes, that's Stella (shout out to Jeff Nadu). Yes, that's a Rolex (shout out to T-Bone). Yes, I'm wearing a watch on the right hand (sue me)

That must be why there are only 2 guests today instead of the usual 3. I know there's been overwhelming to the point of frothing demand to have me return in some of the chatty rooms (shoutout to Jonnboy). Some of you are really starved for content, huh?

.Rob Pizzola They're starting to wonder in the chatrooms if it's a bit at this point

Has anyone tried the Georges endorsed 2 in 1 shampoo+conditioner? 2 in 1s are awful, but I like supporting Georges

No. Once you stop being a Leaf, there is no price recovery