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I’ll be in Kansas City (with the marvelous mirth-purveyor, Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan) in but 1.5 fortnights; for more information, or to confirm the above if, somewhere along the way, I have lost your trust, I humbly implore you to please gently click thecomedyclubkc.com/events/108357

In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. Patton Oswalt responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play. In ‘25, we had an inspiration. Bozeman: The Elm, May 15 Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17

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I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal out of me, but he insisted.

“Guaranteed: No Cannibalism” Tour Kansas City Bozeman Casper Minneapolis Chicago Bathe in the particulars: emophilips.com

Go on his website click on his icon and you get a different quote each time - a brief relaxing break from everything emophilips.com

this merger, although perhaps painful in the short run, will ultimately result is a bigger & better galaxy for all

Hey Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming come have a miserable time with us! 📍May 15 - Bozeman at The Elm 📍May 16 & 17 - Casper at The Rialto Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/

Tonight’s show in Casper could not be more momentous for Patton Oswalt & me: after it’s over, he & I will have each played all 50 states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us? Or will it usher in a new cosmic age? (Please don’t get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)

I have now played all fifty states!

Not a mile per hour above the speed limit

but I hate the taste

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