It’s actually very simple. The president is trying to apprehend dangerous criminals and all the dangerous criminals live in states that didn’t vote for the president and also they didn’t do anything and also they’re your neighbors and also you’re next if you keep asking questions

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

Literally, some nazi shit

the only performance that mattered in 2016.

not now babe i have to get scared for some unknown reason

In honour of the Olympics, let’s bring back one of best performances

Me wearing a Chiefs hat in Mexico last week when a local comes up and says “it was a bad season, but they will win final game again next year.”

And her parents called Trump despicable and heartless for using their daughter’s murder to stoke xenophobia and stated firmly that the Hispanic community belongs in Iowa. Mollie wasn’t a racist. Will you soulless cowards ever let her rest in peace?

Seen in Philly...

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

Annoying when the worst person you know (USA) does something amazing, touching, lovable even.

If you’re a man and I willingly interact with you I hope you know that’s a huge compliment from me bc I am not a fan of your people or their ways

Hawaii landing in DeKalb, IL in November:

this show ain’t big enough for the both of them