One small step for freedom. whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…

I’m going to Freestyle Love Supreme tonight at The Venetian Resort Las Vegas - who’s coming with me?!?

Wow wow wow!! If you’re in NY today, this is going to be amazing!!!

Agreed!!! I wish more people felt this way.

Caesars treated us to cake and cupcakes to celebrate our 30th anniversary in Vegas. That’s gorgeous Georgie Bernasek who’s been with us since that first appearance at Ballys. (Neither of these resorts likes apostrophes).

30 years ago today, we did our first show in Vegas.  Time Time Time Time.  My hair is shorter.

You know I love my Moxie, yeah, Moxie Jillette!  Mox is getting wicked good at Magic and has teamed up with the great magician, Cameron Young for “Young & Moxie” at the Fringe in Edinburg Scotland in August.  Get tickets now, they will sell out.   tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/young…

I’m glad we got this awesome charcuterie board for Star Trek, now this vegan is going to watch me eat cheese! Penn Jillette Thank you, Star Trek on Paramount+ #StarTrekPicard @ParamountPlus

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Still gives me genuine goose bumps EVERY time.

Who’s going to Edinburgh Fringe? Tickets on sale now. Come see Moxie! Penn Jillette Cameron young

Who’s on Bluesky? People are nicer over there.

OK sports fans-the DOJ has shown the steeliness and dedication to make history" in indicting Trump. "Whatever else happens in the coming months, it's a proud moment and a banner achievement for the rule of law in this country." My op-ed for the Los Angeles Times: latimes.com/opinion/story/…

There won’t be enough popcorn in the world for this.

My son had a party at the house with 20 friends. He told 10 of them it was a formal ball; 5 of them it was jeans and t-shirts and 5 of them it was a pool party. I will be using this tactic in the future.

Having the best time at Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Thanks, mosesstorm

Hey Vegas!!! I spent a month in Scotland, and these are the two best acts I saw at the Fringe festival. Now you can see them in Vegas this weekend. MajesticRep grace Chris Claire Woolner fringeworthy.vegas

Write “thank my driver” in the search bar of the Amazon app to give your most recent delivery driver an extra $5, free of charge to you! Thx, @itsmejillkimmel

I didn’t even know they were pregnant, Spectrum News 1 OH