Tattoos and piercings are not unprofessional. You know what's unprofessional? Unpaid internships.

Forever internally screaming

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

The U.K. weather every day this month

Reminder to water your plants

100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it.

say it louder for the people in the back

HOW is @Hermesparcels still in business? Nothing but bad reviews and experiences

Great, another thing to keep me up at night.

The government has operated on the assumption that people get ‘outrage fatigue’ after a few days. But I can’t get out of my mind all those - mostly elderly - people who spent Christmas 2020 alone. For many, it was their last Christmas. Stay outraged. There must now be justice.

Weaponising Caroline Flack’s death every time a white influencer is held to account for their ignorance is very disrespectful. If all they need is to be a bit more “educated” then let people educate them, rather than using the worst and most tragic example to silence them

I will never not retweet this ICONIC moment

Have I actually reached the age where people ask me to link on linkedin on nights out?

#TeamMo

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

Screams in old