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Elon Gold

@ElonGold

My Netflix special Chosen and Taken now avail on iTunes! Also- Host of "The Dad Show"

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We Jews begin our holiday celebrations the night before.
So Erev 4/20 is tmrw.
Blunt lighting is 7:08pm.
Candle lighting 7:10 (plus 18 mins) Pls check lighting times in your cities.

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This is what a 99% interception rate looks like. Operational footage from the Aerial Defense System protecting the Israeli airspace:

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AOC is a POS. How dare she attempt to defund a defensive shield that protects Jews, Druze, Muslims, Christians and all the other beautiful citizens of Israel.

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Hillel Fuld(@HilzFuld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, I know you’re not cool with Israel having the Iron Dome.

Just thought you should know, my name is Hillel and I’m an American citizen. If not for Iron Dome, I would have been murdered tonight. My whole family would now be dead.

Just making sure we’re on the same page.

Hey @AOC, I know you’re not cool with Israel having the Iron Dome. Just thought you should know, my name is Hillel and I’m an American citizen. If not for Iron Dome, I would have been murdered tonight. My whole family would now be dead. Just making sure we’re on the same page.
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Iranian Regime last night:
Darn it! We forgot that the zionists have G-d on their side! And also the U.S., Jordan, Saudi, UK….

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Earthquake emanating from Lebanon, NJ. Someone gave G-d the wrong intel that Hezbollah is operating out of THAT Lebanon.

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Jeremy Garelick(@mrgarelick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Right now, laughter couldn't be more necessary. I am proud to have one of our American High alums and arguably the funniest person on the planet coming to Syracuse for a great cause. If you don't know the comedy of Elon Gold, please come out and learn.

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U ever watch a video and then it stops playing Bec of bad wifi. And then u refresh it and play it again in the hopes it’ll move past that part for at least a few secs. And then it replays and stops in the exact same spot!?! I still do it knowing that I’ll get the same results.

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This is Joyce, Richard’s wife. Thank you for your loving tributes. He would be beyond thrilled and so touched, as am I. In response to the many queries , I know Richard would appreciate donations in his memory to the Los Angeles based charity comedygivesback.com or the

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(Satire...but not really)
Comedian Elon Gold 'interviewed' UNRWA Commissioner Philippe Lazzarini (aka UN Watch's Hillel Neuer) on StandWithUs Live TV tonight (February 18) and concluded what we already knew: that UNRWA is doing life-saving work...on behalf of terrorists.

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