70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by N’golo Kante #UCLFinal

It must have been very difficult to know what to do from a broadcasting perspective as the Eriksen situation developed, but I can’t get my head around the fact that a director must have said “right now cut to his wife”. There’s no other way that shot happens surely? Sickening.

Blossoms can fuck off

😂

Antonio Conte IS interested in the Newcastle United job. [via The Chronicle]

Please god

With no Tadley-Calleva FC first team a game tomorrow afternoon, why not come and support the boys in Overton as we edge closer to the league title. Tadleys first in the Basingstoke division for 15 years! Kick off 14:30 Bridge Street, Overton, Basingstoke, Hampshire RG25 3HE

FT • Overton United FC res 0-5 A side. Goals from CC (2), Bailey Goodenough, Kieron & Ellis Theodore

I think we have finally recovered from Saturday afternoons victory so we must now turn our attention to Thursday nights cup final. 🏆North Hants May Cup 📍 Whitchurch United FC RG28 7RB Vs. CK Andover ⏰ 19:30 💛🖤

#TommyFumbles $2K to someone who retweets this.

Brentford 4-0 Man Utd. Trust me

Ja slaps

FT • AFC Aldermaston Devs 0-5 Tadley-Calleva FC A. Goals from Ellis Theodore & JB (3 (B2B hattys🔥)), and our gaffers only come on and nabbed one en all Ashley Saunders

MVP

What a night. #ScoringKing

FT • Back to winning ways!

FT • Binfield FC U23s 1-6 @tadleycallevafc Res. What a performance, what a statement. Goals from Tyrell (3), Ellis Theodore (2) & lorsino88

#NUFC gimme Tapsoba and Chiesa and we can end this stress

BARNES, BARNES WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN 🏹🎶

Three points on the road! 😁 Thank you for your sensational backing at the Hill Dickinson Stadium this evening - we'll see you back at St. James' Park on Tuesday 💪