friend: ”how’s life?“ me: ”everything’s on track thanks“ the track:

First teaching interview and I have a maths test all on algebra god help me

Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

3 day week at work, roll on the weekend 😛😛😛

The thought of work again tomorrow is depressing

Me: how did your GCSEs go, did you get any As or A*s? Cousin: I got some 8s and 9s Me:

ur full night depends on your company not the place 100% !!

Not after this weekends kebab, curry, Greggs and Chinese

Only gone and bagged myself some teaching hours 😭❤

Never been so giddy about a weekend ever 💃

I’m the naked window neighbour and that’s your problem because why are you looking through my windows?

Looks incredible but that'd sure set my ibs off, jesus

Oh yea

How is it Christmas week yet I feel the least Christmassy ever

if you don’t wrap your dogs christmas presents you’re a monster btw

Why am I happy but sad at the same time?

Why is my TikTok full of people eating their dinner with full commentary of what they’ve got