TONIGHT! Come have some laughs and drinks with hosts Caroline Cianci and . at 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓓𝓻𝓸𝓹!

Featuring sets by Moss Perricone, Grace Johnson, Eliza Hurwitz, Sylvie Borschel, and jack!

7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show
🎟️: tinyurl.com/343fnc2n

JUST ANNOUNCED: Come have some laughs and drinks with hosts Caroline Cianci and . at The Last Drop on Monday, March 4th!

Featuring Grace Johnson, Sylvie Borschel, jack, Eliza Hurwitz, and Moss Perricone!

Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/mwdcz9mx

JUST ANNOUNCED! Colorful Basics with m a x w i t t e r t returns on Monday, February 5th!

A stand-up show with Max Wittert and special guests!

Featuring:
🖍️ Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt
🖍️ Brittany Carney
🖍️ Eliza Hurwitz
🖍️ Matt Barats

Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/29tnwrtd

TONIGHT! The FINAL Dan + Joe + DVD Show of the season with Dan Licata and Joe Pera!🥲

Featuring:
📀 Aaron Chen
📀 Eliza Hurwitz
📀 Jordan Jensen
📀 Eric Rahill
+ A *Very* Special Surprise Guest!

7PM Doors ∙ 8PM Show
Tickets & Details: tinyurl.com/3cyvavdw

TONIGHT! Dan Licata: FOR THE BOYS😤
Dan Licata prepares to film his first stand-up special for an audience of teenage boys!

Featuring Eliza Hurwitz and nick naney!

7PM Doors ∙ 7:30 Show
Last Tickets Left!
🎟️: bit.ly/3YtoRiK

TONIGHT: Class is in session at the school of not giving an F at IDGAFOLOGY with Jack Bensinger!

Featuring:
∙ Clare O'Kane
∙ Patrick Doran
∙ MIAMI BAHE
∙ Eliza Hurwitz
∙ Karli Marulli
∙ Nathan Min

7PM Doors ∙ 7:30 Show
Limited TIckets Left: tinyurl.com/mr4986pb

WED 8/16: Class is in session at the school of not giving an F at IDGAFOLOGY hosted by Jack Bensinger!

Featuring:
∙ Clare O'Kane
∙ Patrick Doran
∙ MIAMI BAHE
∙ Eliza Hurwitz
∙ Karli Marulli
∙ Nathan Min

🎟️: tinyurl.com/mr4986pb

FRI 8/18: Dan Licata: For The Boys
Dan Licata prepares to film his first stand-up special for an audience of teenage boys, with special guests nick naney and Eliza Hurwitz!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/mkz6tz7v

If you live in Austin, Philly or NYC & wanna see me run my special, here’s some links where you can buy tix

“When I went to For Da Boys there was a fuckton of celebrities there & they all loved it. They each took a pic with Dan & he is gonna put them in a slideshow” -The New York Times

AUSTIN: catch me & Patrick Doran next weekend at Creek and Cave. 4 shows, one for each jackass movie (not including da .5’s or Bad Grandpa)

tix: creekandcave.com/shows/dan-lica…

If any celebs are reading this please bring corn beef to da writer strike. Kind bars & Hal's chips aint cuttin da mustard. Also come to Corn Beef next week:
eventbrite.com/e/corn-beef-6-…

TONIGHT: Homicidal Gorilla vs. Mademoiselle Eliza with Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz!

Featuring:
∙ Emmy Blotnick
∙ JAYVIN SANTRĒSE
∙ Matt Barats
∙ alex forrest

7PM Doors ∙ 7:30 Show
Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3lHlMfU

Tomorrow Night, Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz cohost Homicidal Gorilla vs. Mademoiselle Eliza, which is sure to be, como se dice, a teensy bit awkwardsauce!!

Featuring:
∙ Emmy Blotnick
∙ JAYVIN SANTRĒSE
∙ Matt Barats
∙ alex forrest

🎟: bit.ly/3lHlMfU

When this pic was taken of me 18 years ago, I never imagined that one day I would host a show at Union Hall with Eliza Hurwitz called Homicidal Gorilla vs. Mademoiselle Eliza. If I could go back in time, I would tell my 15 yo self he could buy tix here: bit.ly/3ZFnoVL

THU 4/6: Homicidal Gorilla vs. Mademoiselle Eliza with Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz!

Featuring:
∙ Emmy Blotnick
∙ JAYVIN SANTRĒSE
∙ Matt Barats
∙ alex forrest

🎟: bit.ly/3lHlMfU

One Week From Tonight!
joe castle baker does a half-hour of stand-up that will pervert your mind and change the way you think *forever* at SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT on Thursday, March 23rd!

With Special Guests Eliza Hurwitz and lili michelle لیلی ✨

🎟: bit.ly/3FtLF9Q

The Shanty is closing soon. They were nice enough to let me do a show there for many years so to say “peace out” I am hosting a special edition of Corn Beef w/ Conner O'Malley ✌️
tix: theshantyatnydc.com/product/corn-b…

THU 4/6: Homicidal Gorilla vs Mademoiselle Eliza
Dan Licata & Eliza Hurwitz co-host a standup show together which is sure to be, como se dice, a teensy bit awkwardsauce!

Featuring:
∙Emmy Blotnick
∙Matt Barats
∙Steven Castillo
∙Alex Forrest

🎟: bit.ly/3ZFnoVL

🦍JUST ANNOUNCED🦍

Homicidal Gorilla vs. Mademoiselle Eliza with Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz on Thursday, April 6th!

Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/3ZiEokF

TONIGHT: Class is in session at the school of not giving a F at IDGAFOLOGY hosted by Jack Bensinger and Eric Rahill!

Featuring:
∙ @iAmRobbyHoffman
∙ Nate Varrone
∙ Max and Nicky
∙ Eliza Hurwitz

9:30 Doors ∙ 10PM Show
🎟: bit.ly/3RYtmOQ