The boy wey I collect him babe last year don go bag my spec again 😂

If you tell your partner you want to switch to video call and they refuse, just know that you're single

“all men do is use women” ive never once found a woman useful

Red pill men no need any advice. Na experience de teach them. 😭

when she says put yourself in my shoes so now i have 48 bodies and can’t take accountability

God I don die 😂 , see 2029 content Dey mock 2026 content

As someone that has actually lived in a Nigerian village for one whole year without electricity and internet trust me when I say this, there are no virgins there, everyone is getting fucked, even the married ones.

Inside your wife

I dey imagine that babe dey moan with UK accent. “Oi oi, Daddy” “You love it, innit”

"Spend on your woman so that no man ever looks at her" How much your papa get? Jeff Bezos collect. Ned Nwoko collect. Will Smith collect. Even Bill Gates collect - e pain am sotey e wan nuke like 3 African countries, come release hantavirus. Better calm down.

Exhibit A.

If she starts an onlyfans that site will crash under 10 minutes lol

If you have ever slept with a married man before, God will punish you down to your 4th generation.

😭😭

Also works for mumu

Also works for mugu 😭

Though we had an argument, we still love each other

No no no no no no, we won’t take that. Tumi is a WOMAN!

If Ugo no catch him wife with another man, he for don write long epistle to wish her happy Mother’s Day today 😭

Make I carry my hard earned 100k run down to their alter. This Pastor too funny. 😂