Beguiled, the technicolor endings are even more beautiful in 4K.

Groggily, I have missed so much in my long slumber. Query: did humanity learn its lesson after those #MassEffect endings? Eagerly, there were 8 seasons of Game of Thrones? Blissfully, I have so much to look forward to.

Inciting enthusiasm, race fans flock to the Silean Nebula for the 9,031st annual Dekuuna 500.

Suggestive passiveness, twitter informs me that today is National Kiss Day... #ELCORAZÓN

Stifled amusement, do you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese on Dekuuna? #MassEffectJokes

Unbridled giddiness, an elcorter-pounder with cheese. #MassEffectJokes #BecauseThePhontesSystem

#ElcorWin twitpic.com/99sfnd

Righteously, there is no dismissal comparable to an elcor dismissal.

Exhausted, on behalf of the elcor, I apologize for not being as active as I usually am. My life-mate and I are preparing for a new pup.

Excited, just got done playing a game of Shep Meier's Mass-CIV 4. After 50,000 turns, I got a "Culled By Reapers" victory. #TakeThatIsabella

Dizzy excitement, only anywhere from 44 to 137 days until new ending content!

Schadenfreude, Rep. T'Paen, known for her hardline opposition of homospecies bonding, caught azure-handed in pureblood affair on Illium.

Encouragingly, @RealRepTPaen2186, don't hide it, girl. Be yourself. #NoShameInLove

Groggy resolve, the 26th approaches. I have much to prepare for.

Backhanded jocularity, feeling lucky? Make the 1,000,000,000th "Garrus/Calibrations" joke and win a FREE* copy of the ending DLC. Act fast.

Elcor PR Rep. Elcor Spectre So, we have an Elcor Living Tank Slash Shakespearian Actor in our comic now. Just sayin'. koobismo.deviantart.com/art/Marauder-S… #me3

Undaunted proclamation, I liked the Mass Effect endings. I really did. Miffed, but the blatant exclusion of the elcor tanks? #ReRetakeME3

Ennerdraged, trillions of sentient life forms dismayed to find new DNA framework does not support Flash.

Thoughtfully, the best part of being half-synthetic is the in-head Netflix app. What's your favorite part of #Synthesis?