Mis niños me cantaron “Hoy tengo que decirte papá” y Gabriela Salazar me hizo pay de limón. La vida es buena, mis hermanos. Felicidades a todos los papás en su día.

youtube.com/watch?v=35E9-l… Thanks to Yehoshúa Malpica for finding this great #short I wrote back maybe five years ago. I always thought it was a fantastic story, but it had some bad luck on debut so a lot of people never saw it. Thank you for adapting it! #ocean #horror #writing

You know...somebody recently posted this Alan Moore quote here (circled text by yours truly) to defend his dismissal of Rorschach. And instead, at least to me, I find it contains EXACTLY that level of sneering snobby resentment against old-school comic book fans that has run

I checked a couple reviews of #SING, and they're right, #BusterMoon is just a sneaky spineless #corruptboss whose ludicrous action don't deserve sympathy.

"Esta lacra de aliento fecal parlante" #Zowl eres un genio.

Hello Kat Von D You will probably not see this comment, but I'll say this short constructive criticism: Make your ads for your AWESOME music skippable, or else people will be less likely to watch the video. You did that for "Vampire Love" but not for "Illusion". Change that.

David Feuling My videos R beyond basic & they're the pinnacle of simplicity, because I use Windows Movie Maker. Yeah, even that 2-hour video you saw, where the Main Character marries the ghost of his new house's basement, was made with the aforementioned, and 50-70 hours were spent editing.

I have outgrown that time I hated #PauloCoelho & said his books don't deserve to exist. I still don't like his books but I'll fight with tooth & nail 2 defend OUR right to #FreedomOfSpeech. People need 2 understand that even people saying things U don't like R as free as U R

La voz de Gerardo Reyero le quedó excelente a #Potifar en #JoséElReyDeLosSueños. Si bien no me gusta mi voz a veces, quisiera tener sus capacidades actorales.

Es oficial, soy un detractor de #Gokú. No le perdono haberle dado la semilla del ermitaño a Cell, prolongar las batallas, perdonar a Vegeta por 1° vez. No es papá perfecto pero no se niega que quiere a sus hijos, (y el razonamiento por el cual decidió no dejar que lo revivieran).

Yeah, not all men #notallmen, but it's always a man who does the horrible things that make women choose the bear. #bearoverman

Rhett James McLaughlin is a #DisneyPrincess, confirmed on #MyHairSong #RhettandLink. Why? A Mama Bird laid eggs on his hair. They hatched, they flew away, and they still keep in touch.

"Link" Neal used to have an everlasting source of eolic energy, but not anymore ever since he hair goes down no more, it only goes up. #RhettandLink #MyHairSong

Fred and George should have hit Percy on the face after he came back and apologized. Sure, welcome him first, but then punch him. #harrypotter

Yeah. These fools missed the point about Rorschach's being a terrible model. They missed the point by idolizing him, just like people defending Tyler Durden from Fight Club.

Hace años le dije a #PauloCoelho que era un imbécil y no debí hacerlo. Gracias a él muchas personas empiezan a leer libros ni tan chidos, para después ir por lecturas más serias. Independientemente que sigo pensando lo mismo sobre él, no por eso querré silenciarlo. No, eso no.

The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!

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