Humans won’t survive the next century unless you are prepared to sacrifice a significant amount of recently developed, planet-destroying, non-essential creature comforts.

Unc told us to lock in and they started crying. Pathetic

After I get home from work and ask my Tesla robot if it took the meat out the freezer

When you use me as a reference for a job:

"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American" - Reagan, 1988

Blessed to make Division 1 All-District first team defense ⭐️🙏🏾St. Edward Football

That adults were generally smart.

Senior Season Highlights Weeks 1-10 86 Tackles 43 Solos/40 assist/3 TFL 2 INT/7 Pbu’s 2 FF/1 FR 3 catches allowed St. Edward Football @TheJEAcademy @je_theman Darrius Alston Eeyoha Aklog Coach Weeber Jared Luginbill Nate Carson hudl.com/v/2Qk9R0

After a great conversation with Rahmann Lee I am blessed to receive an offer from WVSU Football Truly blessed for this opportunity! AGTG ❤️ St. Edward Football @TheJEAcademy Darrius Alston @je_theman Coach Weeber Eeyoha Aklog

Full Senior Season Highlights 15 Games Team Captain 1 Team all District 109Tackles 60Solos/46 assist/3 TFL 3INT/8Pbu's 3FF/1FR 3 catches allowed St. Edward Football The JE Academy @je_theman Darrius Alston Coach Weeber hudl.com/v/2R6rdg

After a great conversation with Tony Caljean l am blessed to receive an offer from Gannon Football Truly blessed for this opportunity! AGTG St. Edward Football The JE Academy Darrius Alston @je_theman Coach Weeber

yeah nvm lock him up

Blessed to be named Division 1st team All-Ohio !⭐️

Be delusionally optimistic about your future.

Lamar gotta be one of the most disrespected players in league history.

Embarrassment is the cost of entry. If you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

i didn’t grow up having role models. i grew up having people i didn’t want to be like and seeing situations i’d never want to be in

Don’t care if my ex upgraded downgraded or Gatoraded just stay tf away from me

you thought the grass was greener on the other side now your shoes muddy