Meet Bumpy! This enchanting little chap was rescued over the weekend. His mother likely died defending him in a territorial fight and when the Kenya Wildlife Service found him, he was huddled beside her body. They rescued him and placed him in our care. This was Bumpy's first

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

That age-old question that has stumped American presidents: Which is the squirrel?

Winston Churchill fought his depression with bricks. He'd lay them for hours at his country home in Kent. He joined the bricklayers' union. And in 1921 he wrote about why it worked. It took psychology another 75 years to catch up. He called his depression the "Black Dog." It

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What do Margarita Simonyan and a JDAM-ER tail kit have in common? They’re both cheap and dirty

Don't hate me. I just want to get out in front of this. I bought a Tesler. I have to think about the future and safety of my grandson and cat and I cant afford $5 gas.

I just got off the phone with President Trump he says he expects a really great deal imminently and if it falls thru Iran will get blown to “smithereens.” He also said he’s cutting back on burgers and plans to be able to see his dick again in the next 2 weeks. Must credit.

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Dear David Attenborough, Congratulations on reaching your 100th lap around the sun, young man! Thank you for sharing the wonders of our world with such care and curiosity. Here’s to many more years, slow and steady wins the race! With admiration, Jonathan the Tortoise

tomorrow...

Good morning to everyone except Trump-supporting, pedo-loving pieces of shit.

What I find most fascinating about the release of the UAP files is that Donald Trump's government is covering up his connections to Jeffrey Epstein.