There’s a #Shamwow mask commercial. Hopefully everyone who sees that realizes its great and it’s cool to wear a mask just do it wear a mask #shamwow

The only Trump America thing I'm lookin forward to is when it's my turn to punch Richard Spencer in the face.

I love the movie Airheads, but if it happened today, Chaz woulda got sniped.

Yo, remember the movie Star Trek: The Final Frontier? Lol, what a load of shit.

"Smells like pussy in this hallway!"- heard from the hallway

I think Donald J. Trump is a big fat stupidhead. #pwned

Is this thing on?

Jessica Michelle Singleton Jukebox Comedy Club Buddy I'm so excited!!! Omg can't wait to make Jason Earl Folks a shit-sister 💩💕

Thank you to Jukebox Comedy Club for a fantastic weekend!! We had a blast!! 🎆❤️💋

I just spit on my hardwood floor to clean up the dried blood from clipping my toenails two days ago. That's you every day. #realDonaldTrump

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Twitter clearly doesn't since a bot assimilated my first account!#MyTwitterAnniversary #dense

If theres any silver lining to Irma, I hope an evacuated Mara Lago winds up at the bottom of the ocean. #IrmaHurricane2017

Jason Earl Folks

If comics are your witnesses in court, you get a lot of f-bombs in court lol love y'all 😍😍😍

comedian witness:can i quote EXACTLY what I said? *judge nods* cw:i said get the fuck outta here u fuckin stalker & leave my friend tf alone

If you don’t believe in white terrorism, may I suggest watching a Die Hard movie?

I am a 33 yr old man that just tripped and fell into my closet and was immediately covered by a shit ton of fireworks from the top shelf.

Push up plan = Awesome. Sit up plan = Kill yoself. #fitness