EGGMAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF FAKE EYELASHES

Brian Armstrong is so confident in Coinbase's strategy, that he's building an offshore Tether fraud exchange, suing the SEC, and dumping more Coinbase stock.

EGGMAN IS SITTING THIS ONE OUT. NO FOMO. TOO MUCH GOING ON IRL TO BE GLUED TO THE SCREEN WATCHING CHARTS ETC. CONGRATS TO ALL WHO ARE WINNING.

APPARENTLY WITH THIS PEPE THING SOME FOLKS CANT SELL? IS THIS TRUE?

EGGMAN JUST BEAT HIS PERSONAL HALF MARATHON RECORD, AFTER NOT TRAINING AT ALL FOR TWO MONTHS. YALL OUTTA KNOW EGGMAN IS NOT A NORMAL EGG.

EGG STOPPED DAYTRADING BC HE GOT A CUSHY SALARY JOB THAT REQUIRES LITTLE WORK & LETS EGG FOCUS ON FUN ARTISTIC PURSUITS REMEMBER THAT THE GRIND IS A MEANS TO AN END ~ IMPORTANT TO B CLEAR ABOUT WHAT YOUR END IS. EGGMAN’S END IS: GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD FOOD, GOOD JOKES, GOOD MUSIC

GM IF YOU ARE A GOOD EGG

HAVING A CLEAR VISION OF WHAT YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY DO WITH YOUR DONUTS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HAVING THE DONUTS IN THE FIRST PLACE

EGGMAN 🖖(🪺👅🪺)🫱🇸🇩🍉❤️‍🔥 GM stay blessed and nutritious Eggman.

LOL EGGMAN HAS BEEN EGGSTREMELY INACTIVE HERE AND PPL *STILL* @‘ING TRYNA SCAM MFS DONT BELIEVE A THING EGGMAN IS FULLY OUT AT THE MOMENT. NOT SCOOPING A DAMN THING.

WHAT’S UP YOU FREAKS EGGMAN CHECKING IN

IS THIS THING ON

EGGMAN WISHES (MOST OF) YOU HAPPINESS, PEACE AND SUCCESS S/O TO CryptoSkull 💀 ze last bull standing FOR BEING THE 👑 NO MORE CT AND NO MORE DEGEN LIFE. EGGMAN IS FULLY BACK TO POST COVID PRO MUSICIAN LIFE. HITTING THE ROAD. BYE BYE ✌️

YOUNG EGGMAN WAS SO HOPEFUL ABOUT THE INTERNET ~ THE SHARING OF THOUGHTS AND THE MEETING OF MINDS ~ TURNS OUT MOST MFS ARE DUMB AND GREEDY. THE CONTEMPORARY INTERNET IS AN EGGCELLENT REMINDER OF THIS.

CONSUMER GRADE QUANTUM COMPUTING WILL RENDER ALL OF CRYPTO NULL AND VOID WITHIN THE NEXT YEAR OR SO. 256 BIT ENCRYPTION IS NO LONGER SECURE. CRYPTO IS ACTUALLY THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES AT THIS POINT. EGGMAN OUT. arstechnica.com/science/2023/1…

PEACE TO ALL HUMAN BEINGS CEASEFIRE NOW END THE OCCUPATION NOW NETANYAHU TO THE HAGUE BYE BYE

THE PLATFORMING IN #STELLARBLADE IS EGGTROCIOUS

CRYPTO IN ITS ENTIRETY IS A SCAM. FASCISM IS CREEPING GLOBALLY. CRYPTO IS A TOOL OF TECHNOFASCISM. MAY ALL OPPRESSED PEOPLE BE LIBERATED. MAY ALL OPPRESSORS HAVE THE HAMMER OF KARMA COME DOWN ON THEIR HEADS. EGGMAN IS FOR THE PEOPLE. BILLIONAIRES DESERVE THE GUILLOTINE.

ALSO THIS APP IS A CESSPOOL THATS WHY EGGMANS NEVER HERE ANYMORE ALL YALL WORRYING ABOUT SHILLING AND NUMBER GO UP WHILE THE WORLD BURNS GROSS THE ONLY WORTHWHILE GOAL IS THE LIBERATION OF HUMANITY FROM FASCISM.