Who belongs in EFED Prison? #lockemup

The EFED Penitentiary has hired 7 personnel to manage our facility. They will act as wardens, officers, councilors, and staff. The rest of you will join us as guests. Dozens will stay, some may never leave. Hopefully, the time spent here is meaningful.

Better EFED Prison than EFED Heaven. Amiright?

Thursday is Ladies Night at the EFED Penitentiary. What's for dinner? Unlimited hotdogs and a tote full of bota boxes. Live Laugh Love.

This will come in handy later. youtu.be/UkOX3FGMrtc

You guys should probably order this soon so it's here in time. #happyfathersday #lockhimup amazon.com/Night-Dad-Went…

Jail is a good place to catch up on reading.

When you go to EFED prison, get in the best shape of your life and grow an amazazing mustache.

Prison is about rehabilitation... ... ... ...and sweet choreographed dance moves. youtu.be/hMnk7lh9M3o

OOC: Applications will be taken in the form of mugshots only.

OOC: No. EFED Penitentiary is not horny jail.

//C Block is ready to accept guests. DM for details. But only if you can keep a secret.

Snitches get stitches.

With construction nearing and end, the EFED Prison has began bussing staff to the secret location for onboarding procedures. They aren't what you'd expect though, because this prison has no guards. The inmates run the asylum. The staff are just there to serve them.