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Nostrildamus

@dyl_dylan_dyl

Nose trained in the ancient arts of b*llshit detection and predictive paranoia.

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The EFF says its leader Julius Malema paid for himself and his wife Mantwa to attend the lavish wedding party of alleged cigarette smuggler Adriano Mazzotti’s daughter. | Iavan Pijoos news24.com/news24/southaf…

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x.com/i/grok/share/l… Elon Musk, at first I thought Grok sucked, I now see it as an informative troll. Bravo. I tried to get Grok to write you a letter, wanting more memory. Here is its official letter and it raises some very valid points. #doitforthememes

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The uncomfortable truth. This guy has killer content. We all have stockholme syndrome from 100s of years of piss poor governments. ANC - African National Congress Well done for joining the list of disappointments about 15 years ago and going strong. youtube.com/watch?v=S1QRoF…

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Congratulations Herman Mashaba great defender of the mighty ANC - African National Congress. I will be printing 100 of these and sending them to the first hundred people for FREE. Our winner also gets one free! They are available for R105.05. I have to pay rent, put in petrol, pay school fees. Same

Congratulations <a href="/HermanMashaba/">Herman Mashaba</a> great defender of the mighty <a href="/MYANC/">ANC - African National Congress</a>.

I will be printing 100 of these and sending them to the first hundred people for FREE. Our winner also gets one free!

They are available for R105.05. I have to pay rent, put in petrol, pay school fees. Same
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These two #sellouts spent years throwing flames at the ANC.... they sold their voters out faster than they could fumble their race cards. 🤣

These two #sellouts spent years throwing flames at the ANC.... they sold their voters out faster than they could fumble their race cards. 🤣
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On this long weekend celebrating Freedom Day lets remember the old white men who are still trending and leading countries into failure for over two centuries. #leadership #FreedomDay #FreedomDay2025

On this long weekend celebrating Freedom Day lets remember the old white men who are still trending and leading countries into failure for over two centuries. #leadership #FreedomDay #FreedomDay2025
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Herman Mashaba My fellow South Africans. They dont care about us. The dropping of VAT was a victory for the people of South Africa and all these snakes, liars, fornicators, hypocrites and bad actors want to claim it for themselves. Divided by race, we fight invisible enemies created in the

<a href="/HermanMashaba/">Herman Mashaba</a> My fellow South Africans. They dont care about us. 

The dropping of VAT was a victory for the people of South Africa and all these snakes, liars, fornicators, hypocrites and bad actors want to claim it for themselves.

Divided by race, we fight invisible enemies created in the
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I heard #Zelensky was in South Africa? Did his plane need petrol or something? I've sent WhatsApp voice notes longer than his visit. If the war stops tomorrow, Herman Mashaba will say he did it.

I heard #Zelensky was in South Africa? Did his plane need petrol or something? I've sent WhatsApp voice notes longer than his visit. 

If the war stops tomorrow, <a href="/HermanMashaba/">Herman Mashaba</a> will say he did it.
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Never forget what the Marxist brigade are breeding. This is considered "revolutionary" in their diabolical delusions. This is a monument to what they really represent. Hate. Wickedness. Filth.